Favourite quotes: "They all look so much younger when you're sober" They sure do Hun "Hi, my names Arron, but you can call me Utopia" No problem Uut "If I was a man i'd definitely be a drag queen" - and a fine drag queen you would make my love. Tunes mostly listened to: Lisa Hannigan, Santogold and XX Days on holydays: 189 - yep, starting to get into the swing of things... What injures more tourists in Indonesia than anything ...

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.Likewise, here in Bali, every traveller must be in want of a sarong, massage, transport, or as is occasionally tendered jiggy jiggy.I quickly developed a composure of calm, zen-like indifference, walking through the streets of Kuta, ignoring the cacophony of services on offer. Arrived at the airport and was kindly picked up by Darek, somehow de...