Favourite Quotes: "What is the CS group like here?" "the usual: a bunch of random people who are unusually friendly" "He´s not gay, he´s just Brazilian" "I can´t believe my boss thinks i´m soliciting sex from a girl called roxy racing during working hours" "No matter how much money they offer you, it´s not worth it" "Australian hip hop - it´s called skip hop" "You´re a... what´s th...

Favourite quotes: "He's not gay, he's just high maintenance" "I can see how that town would be perfect for you... if you are only planning on making it to 50" "You're like a German man travelling back to Thailand" In accordance with what has become a recent theme, my journey into Mexico began with me missing the bus to Tijuana (prescient of me missing my flight back from Mexico City and from Sydney to Melbourne doh).Throwing som...

Favourite quotes: "I stop women cheating on their partners" "Psychopaths and Europeans... they're the only people who ride the Greyhound" "The playa will provide" "Yeah, the playa will provide, but the playa will also think you're a jackass" Days to the next burning man festival: 341 After two months I finally accepted the Indonesian concept of personal body space, in that (like Fight Club) there is no personal body s...

Favourite quotes: "They all look so much younger when you're sober" They sure do Hun "Hi, my names Arron, but you can call me Utopia" No problem Uut "If I was a man i'd definitely be a drag queen" - and a fine drag queen you would make my love. Tunes mostly listened to: Lisa Hannigan, Santogold and XX Days on holydays: 189 - yep, starting to get into the swing of things... What injures more tourists in Indonesia than anything ...

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.Likewise, here in Bali, every traveller must be in want of a sarong, massage, transport, or as is occasionally tendered jiggy jiggy.I quickly developed a composure of calm, zen-like indifference, walking through the streets of Kuta, ignoring the cacophony of services on offer. Arrived at the airport and was kindly picked up by Darek, somehow de...