Vital Statistics Number of days on hollydays: 17 Favourite quote to date "Really? I thought your sister was younger than you" Mwah ha ha ha ha Number of massages since last blog - zero!! Travesty! Favourite Thai phrase - "I like your brother very much" - Yes - I'm sure you do ; ) Though sadly pace of learning Thai slowing dramatically - trying to make up with enthusiasm what I lack in ability... Days taken to lose camera - 14 (I'm leavi...

Vital Statistics Days on hollyday: 9 Number of massages: 7 Number of mosquito bites: too numerous to count Number of over sharing expats: 3 - "So your girlfriend is 29 years younger than you and you feel a tad uncomfortable about that - er, hope it works out for you"; "So, you run the Chiang Mai AA, how interesting -hic" Number of Wats visited - 243 (ok, maybe 9 -but you've seen one wat...) Increase in Thai language: 1000% (ok -from a ...