Hang-tootin.. now they all say 20:23.. I'm very, VERY suspicious..

Now all the messages say 20:22...

Has anyone else noticed that all messages on here were posted at 20:17? And completely coincidently, my laptop says the time of day is 20:16 so by the time I posted this is may well be 20:17 - I am very spooked.

Also, dirtier is indeed a word, Mel =D but the 'y' is replaced with an 'i' in the good old fashioned Engllish way

Wow, was it THE Itallion Stallion? A.k.a the legend that is Rocky? Actually, I hope it wasn't, I would be greatly disappointed in the Stalone if he wore socks and sandals.

Happy travels! Canay wait til your return!

Much Loves xxx

Child one does not refer to CHANEL as it is spelt as in something resembling the english channel, that is a complete insult to all CHANEL lovers out there.

Now that we have cleared that up I have just taken the parents to see mamma mia it is actually the most amazing film EVER like EVER people were singing and clapping along. Me and the mother are taking you to see it upon your return not for your pleasure I might add but ours!!! Melissa you can come too!!!

Erm, I have nothing else to say so i'll go, missing you loads come HOME i'm bored!!!!

mother has reminded me that i'm graduating tomorrow so there's some news for you, Helen my housemate says wearing the robes make you feel like "batman with wings" so I greatly look forward to that tomorrow. Toodle pip for now, lots of love xxxxxxxxxx

Hi there,

Sorry Kate - football again!!

LIverpool beat FC Lucerne 2-1 this evening and I must say it was rather easy. Liverpool played a young lad named De Deco ( I think) who was very, very good (17 years of age).

Uncle Tim and me have been to the Open Golf today, it was very good but the weather was lousy!!

Speak to you later,

Lots of love,

Dad. xxxx

Well. I am very shocked by the whole throwing of the phone by the crazy woman. How rude.

I'm also very impressed by the fact that you nearly managed to remove a head from your thumb. I think you deserve a clap for that, Kate *applause*

Anyway, I have to pop out now, a man from a chippy just called and I may just have a job!!! HURRAAAAH!

Toodle-pip! xx

Hi explorers of the planet xxxxx I would just like to say that I agree with msg below that you should get into novel writing -it would be hilarious!! Tales of a birds journey to heaven, adventures of a spot called doris and how to walk the planet with smelly feet... Booker prize stuff for sure X Well I would also like to say a big SORRY to all that contributed to blog on night of Jenny's party .. I can't belive I pressed the wrong button... but to make it worse ..I did'nt realise at first that it was a big msg from all - I thought it was just mine..I hope I am forgiven by everyone x Party was great sucess but we really missed you both xxxxx Can't believe you have been gone nearly 3 weeks it seems much longer - big celebrations will be needed on your return with a feast including nutella bake, real veg tart ect and doris will be invited if she is still around !! Anyway carry on travelling in good humour and will spk soon lots of love anne alan tom and james xxxx

Hello Grumpy-Guts!

Sorry to hear about your few bad experiences...I'm sure things will pick up a little. I must say, even though the bird incident is indeed sad, it extracted a rather hearty laugh from myself! I think you two should go into novel-writing! It also sounds like it's going to be a 'never again' for 'Nutella' when you get back due to excessive consumption. I hope the Rubik's Cube is coming on!
Only a week left now travellers, although I am GUTTED that I am leaving upon your return. We'll be grey by the time I see you both next! (Or in my case - completely bald!)

Keep ploddin' =)

Mike
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Hi there, our intrepid travellers.....

Sorry Kate, don't even bother with this one, it's footbal update time!!

Just thought i'd keep you posted with latest rumours flying around the press:

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Alonso - looks like he's definitely staying, Juve have lost interest and bought Christian Paulsen from Sevilla (nicknamed the water carrier).

Gareth Barry - Somehow I don't think he'll be coming to Liverpool, Arsenal are now showing an interest.

Ronaldinho - The latest is that Man City (yep, you read correctly) have made a £22M offer to Barca - Noel Gallagher is quoted as saying, "if he couldn't bother his a*se for Barca, what chance have City got?" I couldn't have put it better myself!!

Newcastle are being linked with Pablo Aimar - but, they're getting linked with everyone.....

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I'll keep you posted.

Enjoy Bern.

Lots of love,

Dad. xxxxx

hi kate and mel sorry not been in touch but had another busy weekend not only did we have jennys 21st but also went to a wedding on the same nite. u know me kate anything for a party!!!!! we all missed u so much at jenny's birthday and i'm afraid we'll have to super impose a picture of urself and daniel (as he is in germany) on the group photos we took at the weekend. hope ur feet get better!!! just think when u come home u can walk around in odd socks and big slippers (r u doing that now anyway?) take care for now xxxxxxxxxxxxx c u very very sooooooooon luv sue

Hi there,

Sorry about the lack of messages over the weekend, but we really did try on Saturday night. It was all getting quite interesting until Auntie Anne pressed a button she shouldn't have..panic! Ah well.

You were missed by all.

Jenny was delighted wth her present from Em, Sarah suggested she should keep it for best :) I think Andrew has just about sobered up today, as we all went back to work :(

Ken reckoned it always rained when we went to Insbruck, I'm afraid I can't remember much about it....so that's saying a lot for Insbruck. I think I must have had the same feeling about the place as you have!

So sad about the little bird.

Have you solved the rubik 4x4 yet?

Love Auntie Marg

Well, I thought I'd post a message in between my catalogue deliveries to cheer me up but apparently the AutoFill button has decided not to work so one is not any more cheerful than before. Hmph. I shall have to change my stupidly long e-mail address.

Anyway, I too am saddened by the whole cute bird being murdered in day light. I hope you shook fists at the killer car.

Yay! I just got an 8 letter word on Countdown, that has cheered me up considerably now =D

It is very cloudy in the-now-not-so-Sunny-Southport, hope your weather is better!

I have just found some major bubble wrap, the stuff that has H-U-G-E bubbles and have spent the past 7 minutes popping it. I like bubble wrap. I found a keyring with 6 buttons that mimick the popping of said bubble wrap and was very eager to buy it but unfortunately my Betterware earnings are not allowing me to buy it =( *sob*

Am very bored. Do not want to go back out to people who pretend not to be in when all windows are open, the tv is on loud enough to be heard in Blackpool and they are blatenty staring at me from behind the window, somehow forgetting that windows are indeed transparent. Hmph. Oh well, hope you find something happy to remember Innsbruck by. Toodle-oo xx