Went out exploring last night. Found a bar that was started by a brown alumni. Naturally he gave us a huge brown pitcher to drink out of. Had the drunchies and got into some gross Israeli pizza. Saw a kid with a rat tail down to his waist, sadly we failed to snap a pic. Rather uneventful evening. Heading to tel aviv to search for an apt.

Landed in tel aviv at 9:30 am. It was interesting explaining to them that I had no flight out of Israel and had no idea where I was staying. The only information I could give them was that I was meeting a kid named adam. After convincing the authorities I was not Arab they let me in. Adam met me with a 40oz of the local beer. After we finished we went to the rental car place. Everything here seems to be a process. We negotiated for an absurd amount of time and ...