Pretty deep in the hurt locker at the moment. Stu hooked up with a 35 year old last night named Nadia. Rather amusing. Adam has a date with Mer on Monday, the lady behind the desk. However I think he blew his chances to get some ass when he was trying to convince her to come upstairs at 6am in his inebriated state. This is a weak posting. My apologies... Just trying to keep you all updated.

Got to tel aviv yesterday, looked at apartments. After discovering a 9 millimeter in the bookshelf we decided to pass on the first place. Finally we had the option of a cheap hotel or a 1 bedroom apartment. Neither of us could make the game-time decision so we flipped a coin. The coin chose the one bedroom. Naturally we are no residing in the cheap hotel. Went out last night and learned that I was "too young" to get into one club. Apparently you had to be 25 or...

Went out exploring last night. Found a bar that was started by a brown alumni. Naturally he gave us a huge brown pitcher to drink out of. Had the drunchies and got into some gross Israeli pizza. Saw a kid with a rat tail down to his waist, sadly we failed to snap a pic. Rather uneventful evening. Heading to tel aviv to search for an apt.

Landed in tel aviv at 9:30 am. It was interesting explaining to them that I had no flight out of Israel and had no idea where I was staying. The only information I could give them was that I was meeting a kid named adam. After convincing the authorities I was not Arab they let me in. Adam met me with a 40oz of the local beer. After we finished we went to the rental car place. Everything here seems to be a process. We negotiated for an absurd amount of time and ...