Dear Leslie, Paul, Will, Pat, Anuar, Amy, Raj, Claire, Emma, Carlos, Victor, Clare and Chris (CAD) Thank you for buying us a visit to Prawn World, a theme park based around the fun and joy of catching prawns. Personally, I quite like prawns but usually in a sandwich from Tescos. I have no desire to see them before they end up as a cocktail. Donna, being a vegetarian, has even less desire to go and hang out with prawns. Therefore, you will be pleased to know th...

THE FAMOUS THREE GO TO A HIPPIE FESTIVAL Summer holidays were here again and Donna and Jim and their faithful car Sunny were off to a hippie festival in New Zealand. 'It will be jolly good fun,' said Donna 'We've now listened to our Famous Five CD,' said Jim, 'so we now have a better understanding of how to write a parody of it. It shouldn't be too hard. All it needs is a weak storyline, lots of badly drawn out characters and a smattering of borderline racis...

Dear Farrah Thank you very much for buying us 'driving the East Cape of New Zealand'. We have just finished this epic road trip that has taken us three days and are now recovering in Taupo. The East Cape is one of the most remote parts of New Zealand full of rugged coastlines, towering hills and winding roads. It all looks a bit like Cornwall. We spent so much time in Sunny that we are finally getting bored of listening to 'Now 48'. Luckily we managed to find ...

Dear Reem, Simon and Aria Thank you for buying us our beachside accommodation. We have just spent three days up on the Coromandel in the North of New Zealand in a hostel appropriately named 'On The Beach' and it was really good fun. However, it didn't start so well. We turned up at the first hostel we had booked and they had forgotten our booking and had no space. They tried to appease us by sending us to their friend's homestay, run by a lovely old women c...

Dear Mum and Dad Thank you for the birthday money that you sent me so that we could do something special for my birthday. We had a great day out in Auckland doing lots of cool stuff. However, the day didn't start too well. We had to get up early on Waiheke Island to catch the early morning ferry. This was not helped by the hangovers we were enduring from our last night out with Lyle. Donna, sneakily stayed up until three in the morning wrapping my present...