Dear Mum and Dad Thank you for a wonderful time in America, it really has been the best road trip ever (FACT) and we have done so much and seen so much and had so many laughs and good times, (and I am not even going to mention that incident with dad). And so we wave you goodbye and head off by ourselves to Mexico. And though it is sad to see you go, it is a probably a good time to go. If we spent any more time with you guys we would morph even more into dad's ...

Dear Aaron Do you know the way to San Jose? Dionne Warwick once sang. A song that was clearly written in the days before Satnavs because now you would never need to ask. You just plug the address in and Boom! next thing you know you are there. Even if you take a detour to go to the toilet or stop for lunch at Denny's it doesn't faze the Satnav, it just takes a couple of seconds to recalculate and off you go again. The only problem with our one is that the voic...

Dear Len and Atul Thank you for buy us a helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon for our wedding present. It was really good fun and an amazing way to see it. The Grand Canyon for those people who don't know is like a big hole in the ground with a river going through it. It is like other holes in the ground with rvers going through them but being 'grand', it is bigger than all the rest. Mum was a big scared of going in the helicopter so it was a good job we ...

Dear Gabi and Rob Thank you for buying us gambling in Las Vegas as our wedding present. We followed some good advice and put all the money on black. And lost it all. That tactic doesn't work when you are playing poker. (I thought that joke was funny anyway) Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas. A big over-the-top playground for adults. Las Vegas is America's version of Butlins, but like all American things it is not as good as the original English variety. OK, s...