Christ I'm in a church!! Get it? Because I'm in christchurch... Ok shut up there's only a few more of these terrible jokes to put up with! Anyway, greetings from Christchurch, a town of many illusive wonders, so illusive that I infact can't find them. This town is crap. I kind of assumed it would be like the christchurch in Bournemouth, full of majestic old buildings and lots of beer gardens - but it's not.My day started with another awful goodbye, my new Zealand...

So off to the town of queens I do go, because being the queen of everything it is truly where I deserve to be :p but first, a very short and sweet visit to the little township of wannaka :)Now we were meant to have an entire day and evening in wannaka to enjoy the sights, however, since we left grabs josef a day late and had to do a night drive to stick to the schedule, we only got to wannaka at around 11.30pm and had to check out at 8am. So my highlight of wanna...

I'm off to climb a glacier! The wonderful glazer of oz! Well, not oz, new Zealand but you get the idea! Hello from franz josef - glacier country baby!Saturday was off to a shaky start, and by shaky I mean for gods sake don't shake me becuase I'm so hung over I might vomit on you! But anyway we arrived at franz josef early afternoon and straight away we were directed into the activity centre to book our glacier climbs - said to be one of the most amazing hikes in ...

Wakey wakey hands of snakey! As kane says everytime he wants your attention... Really I think I might have to kill him...Today's entry my dear readers will be a messy one, it involves alcahol, old ladies support pants and a pub in the middle of nowhere...among other things... Yes that's right, it's time for the infamous poo party! Hosted by 84 year old les in his pub in the middle of nowhere exclusivly for kiwi experience riders and messier everytime :p the day s...

Good morning, good mo-orn-ing, it's great to be up late, good morning, good morning to you! Come on you all know the words! You don't? Oh well you will, because our new bus driver for the south island plays that same damn song every single bloody twatting morning. I might have to kill him.Anyway warm welcomes from Westport! After leaving wellington we had a whole new island ahead of us! New people, new driver, new um well no that's about it but still good times a...