I'm off to climb a glacier! The wonderful glazer of oz! Well, not oz, new Zealand but you get the idea! Hello from franz josef - glacier country baby!Saturday was off to a shaky start, and by shaky I mean for gods sake don't shake me becuase I'm so hung over I might vomit on you! But anyway we arrived at franz josef early afternoon and straight away we were directed into the activity centre to book our glacier climbs - said to be one of the most amazing hikes in ...

Wakey wakey hands of snakey! As kane says everytime he wants your attention... Really I think I might have to kill him...Today's entry my dear readers will be a messy one, it involves alcahol, old ladies support pants and a pub in the middle of nowhere...among other things... Yes that's right, it's time for the infamous poo party! Hosted by 84 year old les in his pub in the middle of nowhere exclusivly for kiwi experience riders and messier everytime :p the day s...

Good morning, good mo-orn-ing, it's great to be up late, good morning, good morning to you! Come on you all know the words! You don't? Oh well you will, because our new bus driver for the south island plays that same damn song every single bloody twatting morning. I might have to kill him.Anyway warm welcomes from Westport! After leaving wellington we had a whole new island ahead of us! New people, new driver, new um well no that's about it but still good times a...

Ello ello ello, all the way from Wellington with a capital W (get it - coz wellingtons the capital of new Zealand... Ok bad joke I know, but you try thinking of different ways to say hello all the time!)First impressions of Wellington... Umm well it's a city, it's kinda dirty, the staff at base hostel take ridiculously long to check you in, and er did I mention it was a city? Naa it seemed nice enough, although perhaps lacking a bit of much needed character, but ...

Another quicky today, I could have put it in with the last entry but I wanted to have a stamp on the book for each place if possible :) or as long as I cam be bothered to do seperate ones from each place :pRiver valley's the name and a deserted house in the middle of nowhere is the game! Apparently kiwi experience bring us here to raft in rapids and frolic in the hot tub and get pissed at the bar... Fair play, I'm up for that :p or I would have been had it not be...