This is my last week in Melbourne... I leave for Cairns on Saturday morning (very early, I think it's about 6 in the morning). I've survived the ICU department of the Royal Melbourne Hospital (although it wasn't very difficult considering they never gave me any work to do; all I had to do was get up at 6:30 in the morning and act like a zombie on the 3 hour ward round of comatose patients). It's actually quite boring when the patients don't talk to you... The go...

Hey folks, In Melbourne now! It's so cold! Had an excellent day at the hospital today except for the fact I have to be in at 7:30 every morning. I get away at about 1 and I'm not expected to be in every day... The staff are all so cool and the hospital is "cool and sweet, dude"... It has a travel agent and a beauty salon... How mental is that! The staff seem infatuated with the fact I'm from Scotland... and keep asking about how many times I eat haggi...