Dear Diary Here we are in beautiful Kilifi. Tammy has sorted out a very fanchyschmance house for us and the friends that jetted over from London to celebrate Nicks 40th birthday. Paradise! The best thing about this place is that it comes with a cook, Muhambi, who is God in the kitchen. He makes the most tasty fish currys you will ever eat. There is no point leaving the house for meals because we don't want to miss out on any of his amazingness. He doesn't spe...

Dear Diary Lets get started then... Nairobi airport requires a diary entry all of its own. We were stuck in this nasty hole for 9 hours on the way from Heathrow to Johannesburg. Air Kenya's central hub airport majestically fails to live up to its self certified tag line 'the Pride of Africa'. It's a day of frustration, furry/missing teeth and overpriced turkey sandwiches (14usd). Reasons for delays are: 1. On a previous air Kenya flight the oxygen masks are ...