Ahoy there me hearties! I woke up this morning to the sounds of cannons being fired and pirate voices over the PA around Albert Dock below - turns out there was a massive pirate festival going on all around the dock! To celebrate, I've also written this blog in attempted pirate speak, which I've saved as an entirely different entry, yay! (It also makes me look like I've done two blogs, even though they tell the same story!) For those totally confused (as I was) a...

Ahoy 'thar me hearties! I woke up this mornin' ta' the sounds 'o cannons bein' fired n' man o' fortune voices 'ore the PA around Albert Dock below - turns out 'thar were a massive man o' fortune festival goin' on all around the dock! Ta' celebrate, I'll be attempting ta' blabber man o' fortune in me blog today, yay! (For those not wanting ta' read man o' fortune, I'll also post a full transcript minus man o' fortune blabber as well) For those totally confused (as...

Liverpool could've been named Liver-drool today due to the frothing-at-the-mouth excitement Daniel was displaying for the day ahead! I've never known such excitement could even exist, it was ridiculous! (On an entirely different and unrelated subject, there's only 103 days till Christmas today (the day of the blog, not the day it was written). In fact, because I'm so far behind, by the time you read this there'll be less than 100 days to go - I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO ...

Grandma ****** us over again! That was our general consensus this morning. Grandma, with her über cool, irresistible Scottish-Canadian accent, her partying ways, the promise of hugs (she never promised that but I'm saying she did); the face of innocence, luring us poor souls out into the night and getting us smashed. Again. Well played Grandma. Needless to say, this morning was very slow. And confusing. And that doesn't bode well when you have a flight to ca...