David!! good to hear from you my man, yeah we treading in yours and laura's very same footsteps, there are signs of you being here, all the prostitutes ask if we know a David from Weston so we assume its you they talk of!! Just kiddin, all is well here, off to Laos tomorrow for some tubbing down the Mekong!

All the best, steve and the lads.

****Lee Burton****

Wow, big news comes in spurts from northampton! Burton, congratulations you rampaging right back! We may be back just in time for you new son/daughter to make their Dally debut, just pray its not against long boat!! Again, congrats though and keep the updates coming.

Steve

Ricky Owen!, there must be some confusion here, tomoka is of thai origin, i've been with her for a month now!! and yes little fairy is fine (news that could worry my parents!). I gather things are going well at MBUK, spoke to dave the other and he says he is now the centre of abuse from you guys, keep it up! Can;t believe they're still employing you though, unless you working for free,anything to get closer to Sue i guess!!

Appreciate the banter though, keeps me sane during these cold, dark months!??!

All the best,

Shchteeve and To

p.s. say hello to the others for me.

Dad, all is well here, still in chiang mai at the moment but off to Laos tomorrow (1st April) so looking forward to that, managing to keep roughly on track with the budget, about a tenner a day not taking into account thai massages!! I've been keeping half an eye on forest but obviously been keeping quiet about it so the less said the better, think i might struggle to find a vietnamese bar willing to show the bloody league 1 playoffs so internet it is!

Did you get the message i sent about mums birthday, sorry couldn't call but will give you a ring sometime over the next couple of weeks i expect, just have to get the time difference right.

Ok, for all parents and relatives hears the diffinitive list of nicknames for us:

Steve:Fairy/Brass/northerner/vlad (don;t ask)

Andy: Minky/fred/durso/baldy/dr evil

Dan B: playboy (enough said!)

Dan D: Monego/dalmo/mon/dr evil

Alex: (don't know an alex!) Shark(y)/parko/al/wannabe gooner

Hope this makes things easier,

Dad, speak to you soon

Vlad

te mande un mail ,pero no se si lo envio , de todas maneras te mando un gran beso a vos y tus amigos , los felicito es un viaje y una experiencia maravillosa la de ustedes . alba de argentina

Is there anybody out there called Andrew, (or Andy/Minky/Fred/) or did he really go missing off that raft??? It has gone very quiet since you did your trek!!! Helloooooo....................

andy, alex.

ive just got back from a wonderful day at WHL where our overpaid fatties have forgotten that this season is not yet over. they've only gone and gifted newcastle the points havent they.. rediculous. ..still, at least it gives Ramos a better idea of who to get rid of in the summer (gonna be a small sqaud next season then!)

the photos are lookin great though fellas, where are you off to next? i fully recommend phi phi, koh tao and koh pha ngan, but you already knew that didnt ya. ...and my mates over here all tell me that Laos is even better than Thailand so you should be in for a wail of a time..

speaking of whales... dan brown, this is no lie, i had a dream just last night, me and you were trying to swim to an island (probly that one in magaluf again), but these whales (yes, WHALES) were trying to eat us...

anyway, didnt mean to worry ya there.. hope everyone is well.. and dalmonego, we all know you're a spurs man at heart..

Hello mate, how was the trek? Tell Dalmonego I am disappointed in him, he had a real opportunity to get revenge for the Carling Cup with the raft incident but he bottled it!!! Did you see any opium smoking? Did yousee people that live in the jungle all the time? Looked quality, seems like you have been gone ages but it is only a few weeks you still have ages left, out of order!!! Where you heading after Lao? How is your money situation, is you on budget? Did you see football, Ronaldo is ridicolous!!!
Keep me updated mate, still f***ing jealous!!! Tell Dalmonego he looks like Marcus Hannerman with that bandanna on!

Hi Steve and the rest of the gang,

It' good to see that you are having such a great time. The treck into the hills souded amazing. It would have to be accident prone Steve that fell down the waterfall. It had Mum worried - she thought it was Niagra falls but knowing how you exagerate it was probably only a 2 foot drop. We are finding it difficult to follow who has done what with all of you strange nicknames which seem to change on every blog and message. Just tell us what they call you - if it is printable??? On the football front things get worse - Forest lost to Doncaster last night and will be lucky to make the playoffs the rate they are going. Let us know where you are off to next - are you going to Vietnam? You just look after yourselves and don't drink too much - some chance at the price of booze out there. Keep us updated

Dad

Am still wiping my eyes after reading both accounts of your river adventures, the comedy on the telly is crap so it has provided us with some good entertainment tonight and conjured up some wonderful pictures! Anyway, glad you all eventually made it back - please make sure your group name doesn't come true!!! Andy (I feel obliged to call you that!) you obviously did not inform your team about your shortcomings when it comes to water, I did tellyou to pack your rubber ring and water-wings.

Take care, love Sheena x x

hi danny

i can see by the photos you are having a fantastic time, but who are the girls, youre a fast mover hope you are protected ha ha !!!!. well its pouring down with rain and very cold,

daddy what's going on you never said, does mum know

bernard says hola and take care look after yourself and the others.

went to see brazil v sweden on wednesday it was a good game and it was aaron 21st and leah spoke to someone and he had his name said over the loud speaker, (they even said his name probably)

been reading some of the messages there are some funny ones

loads of love and be careful

debbie xxxxxx

I have'nt heard from my son YET!!!!! - so I don't believe he is there???.

Like Janice has said - Boats & Water are not his BAG..... but I believe the SAS coaching rec'd from someone who has to remain nameless for MI 5&6 reason's served him well, even tho it took a GOONER to rescue him.

Thanks Boy's - remember SAFETY in NUMBER's..... Keep going.

Ty..... "I think still the Father of Andy" ?

Boys

Been a long time !!

Ive just been sent the link to your website containing the photos of your trip !! It takes me back to last year seeing all the places in Thialand that you guys are visiting im so jealous !!...especially the snaps from chiang mai...i reckon we must have stayed in the same little huts !! I bet its baking over there right now...youve all got awsome tans...sharky ive never seen you looking so attractive !! Enjoy the rest of the trip lads hope to see ya when you get back !!

Just so you know....its been pissing down all day today !!! Oh well at least Utd are on top !!

Reevzy