hey boys... hope ur all havin an awesome time im so jealous of what ur doing right now... and Dan B/D hope u feel somewhat better after ya little boat crash!!!! cant wait to hear more of your adventures,

keep having fun and post more pics so we can all be jealous of u!!!

kayleigh xxxxxxx

Hello all, thanks for messages Laura and Bernice. Yeah Laura it's me writing the blogs, it's sort of become my calling in life!!! How are you? Reevesy wrote the other day as well.

I'm just on net quickly while shark tires to ring home.We've just got few beers in and getting ready for the liverpool arsenal game

Hi guys,

sounds like your having a wicked time!! soo very jealous i can sympathize with you on that boat journey down the Mekong (or the river of death) however, yours seemed slightly more horrific than ours! In response to Janice's (someone's mum) question 'does every traveller have these near death experiences?' the answer is NO, its definitely just you five. We were fine. Oh apart from being threatened by knife wielding men in Bali, but fair do's we had just broken their surfboard!

Anyway so jealous of you as i sit here at my desk job! it was only this time last year i was doing the same thing.....you'll love cambodia and vietnam!!

Well try and stay safe and keep on enjoying yourself.....is it Playboy writing all the blogs??? Hilarious...you've missed your vocation in life...you'd write great action films!

Look forward to more pics.

Laura xxx

Another hilarious blog, what is it with the five of you getting into these situ's, now dying to hear the next instalment!! I dont think any of you should get on any more boats especially laden with cargo and people. Look after yourselves

Hi Andrew and gang, I can hardly wait for the next installment of your escapades, no wonder 2 of you have gone bald, it's catching you know! Do other people have these near death experiences when they go travelling or is it just you famous five? Bring on the photo's, no tattoos or piercings please Andrew.

Love you. Mum X

ps how are the malaria tablets this time?

now then u big fairy

glad to see you are enjoying the world mate, pictures look great just a shame a few have your ugly mug on them lol. i know your missing me but dont worry absence makes the heart grow fonder (thats whats the women say) always good to be in touch with your feminine side.

just started my golfing season again going well so get some practice out there, try n visit my mate greg in australia for a few tips.

anyway keep up the good work and put donington on the map mate.

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Hi Guys,

Andy, what are you like falling off rafts and being chased by dogs! I think i need to worry about you, not you worry about me! Heading to Cambodia tomo on a 12hr coach tomo so will let u know how it goes.

I Hope you all have a great time in Laos.

Speak soon xx

Hello my favourite DCS girlies,

Im loving the poem, it brought a tear to my eye!! Dont worry Fry and Shatts I know you didnt do it - it took intelligence so SA and Ange were who I was thinking anyway! LOVE YOU!!

Trust me I dont drink anymore, even though we're now in Laos and a beer cost 70p i havent touched one... really, were you beliving that?? I didnt think so.

I miss you girlies too, obviously not the work, the crap weather, expensive beers, but no girls out here even come close to you ;-)

Great to see your escaping Lorraine - come join me!!!

Anyway back to the beautiful weather... Dan Brown will probably post a blog soon about our near death experience on our boat into Laos... I wont ruin the story, but it is all true and we all were happy to be alive last night!!!!

xxxx dandy xxxx

Minky! sorry for the late post, i'm not gonna make any excuses. Why you ask? ... because i hate you ;) so jealous! would love to be back out there living day to day without a care in the world other than what beach to go to next. Oh and whats with the britney do? You look like Karl Pilkington, perfectly spherical head! lol.

Do you know if you'll be in Thailand around May the 15th? be good to meet up, share a bucket or 3 :)

Hope your enjoying yourself boys, go steady my friend and hopefully i'll see you soon.

Love ya xx

Hi Dandy

how you doing? Everthing there sounds amazing and just at the beginning of your adventure. Just to let you know, I'm escaping too. I'm going back to the Business side tho Sue's not too impressed.

Miss you loads

L XXX

p.s that poem was written by angie, there is no way me or shatts could come up with something like that!!! xx

Hi Dan D,

Glad to see you on the photos at last. Missing you already at work. It's not the same without your bald little head in the office, look after it as it's sensitive. My new car is running very well, thank you.

Gwenda is getting on well and we are looking after her for you.

Our good mate Dan D has gone far away

Off to broaden his mind and travel

Even though all DCS begged him to stay

We could see he'd begun to unravel

All of DCS miss that famous bald head

And all Dan D's witty remarks

Now he's dossing around with the beach as his bed

Hanging out with strange people like SHARKS.

Then there's his odd habits on Saturday nights

Often requiring no clothes

Try hard not to land up in any mad fights

And keep all the guys on their toes.

We hope that Dan D keeps old Dan Brown in line

And protects all those poor foreign females

As he gets them all wasted on very cheap wine

Let's face it, Dan Brown's off the rails.

Dan D please remember go easy on the drink

Nothing worse than a blinding hangover

When abroad you will always down more than you think

And pass out till your mates shake you sober.

To close Dan D, we all miss you loads

DCS ain's the same without you.

Think of us as you head down those long sandy roads

And we promise we'll think of you too.

We love you Dan D XXXX