oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh monegooo ooo the woolwich nomads are officially the worst club in the world. thats a fact.

you fellas have been dropping me a few lines on facebook lately but i've still got no internet in my new gaff, and my work wont allow FB. they will allow the five crazy lads or whatever this thing is called so here i am sayin 'ello from boring ol blighty.

you boys will be pleased to know that i do in fact have a new gaff in the delightful south london, and there honestly is a shed for paddy. he was round the other day but i didnt force him to sleep in there cos there's a hole in the roof. so we did a 60 mile bike ride from london to southend yesterday (piece of wee wee by the way)

you however may not be pleased to know that i've actually moved in with a ...female (no i dont know what they are either) - can't wait to have my bollards re-attatched and have you guys visit the gaff (dont visit dawson's... except for you monego, gooner rubbish)

I cant imagine just how good Fiji is, all i know is Truman Burbank bangs on about it all the time so it must be good. glad you're havin a top time. please film some snowboard videos in NZ- watching steve crash in a puff of snow is one of my favourite past-times (except for when he gets angry and punches the mountain and causes an avalanche)

Hello from sunny and warm Madeira. Not quite as exotic as Fiji but not too bad.Enjoying the odd glass or 3 of Poncha and madeira wine plus all the beer. Have you got your earmuffs ready for NZ. Are you going skiing except Fred. Mummy says please sit him on the side and no skiis!!!! Looking forward to the next blog - eventually Dan

Love Jan and Ian

BULA FROM FIJI!!!

1st - cant believe you remebered that pic Eric... you are the tallest man in the world! Koh Tao seems a million miles away now, but great times!!

Lorraine, Im touched you still have mine and Robs picture - it is a great picture and no doubt will be worth a few in the future. I could sign it if you like to up the price!!

Kelv/Gaffer/The special one.... great work on the pre-season. the first game must be soon now? Hope the boys can carry on the form into the Prem... gutted to be missing the season but in the words of the governor of California 'I'll be back'!!

Mummy... great to hear you had a great time in the White Isle. Im sure it didnt quite compare to the tropical paradise we are currently at and good luck on that 15 mile walk! Hope you chilled out though. The most exciercise Ive had in tyhe past few months is playing footy and vollyball on the beach!!

Friends and other family members... we are in paradise and have been on some crazy little islands in the middle of the pacific ocean. The first one we were on; Mana (Magic) Island didnt have electircityso Dans not had the chance to do the new blog, but had more time to work on it - so not long now!!! The second one; Beachcoomber was a party island... need I say anymore???

There are more videos and pictures coming from our little week in paradise...

Off to New Zealand on Tuesday where youwill all be happy to know its snowing now,so we'll be in colder climates then you

For now take care....

xx

Hi Dan

i was sorting out some old emails and found the link to this.

it is good to catch up on all you guys have been doing although i do look at all the photos that get posted on Facebook.

Dan, although i have moved offices i still have the picture of you and Rob on my desk. i bet all that seems a lifetime away now.

take care Lorraine

Evening boys,

Hope all is well in Fiji? So where you got left to visit now? You must be just over half way round? See, never miss a trick I don't. Geography is my chosen subject.

Just wanted to let you know that since our first win in pre-season of 4-1 we've played twice more against progressively harder teams (well on paper anyway). First was Dynamo who we despatched 7-1, Franny getting a trick and even Dyer made it to the sheet. Secondly was Wheatsheaf who once again were brushed aside convincingly 5-1 on Sunday just gone. I'd like to praise the boys for their effort but i won't be.

I AM THE SPECIAL ONE!!!!!!!!! Kiss my arse Mourinho.

Hi Dan

How's Fiji. We arrived back Saturday from Isle of Wight. Not as exotic as Fiji but it's the closest I can get at the moment. Anyway it didnt quite rain the whole week just most of it. We've adopted two donkeys and Jack was quite upset that we couldn't bring them home. I think he thought they were his to keep, but I'm not sure where he thought we could keep them. He's won 2 more medals at football club during the holidays so he's nearly got as many as you. I guess he's got a head start now your away for a year to beat you which I think that's what he wants.

We've signed up for a sponsored walk in September, only 15 miles and taking dogs too so that should wear them out I hope.

So how's Fiji then. I expect your all happy to be back together again and making up for lost time.

The photos are great just keep them coming. Is that you sitting on the floor all twisted up in a heap. I keep hoping it's not but then again I know my oldest son too well.

Anyway let me now when you move onto New Zealand. I guess thats soon. Keep having a great time and sending those messages and photos.

Love you loads

Mum & Jackxx

Hi Guy's, still on your world trip, I can see on the pictures you're all having a great time.

I ran into this picture on my computer when we met in Koh Tao, and I wanted to share it with you.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2r3yy2u.jpg

bye

Eric (worlds tallest man with worlds shortest towel)

Hi

Glad to hear that you are now 5 again. How is Fiji? Am expecting to see some outrageous videos now that Danny is getting the hang of it. Haven't heard from you for a while Dan but can see that you are OK. Liked your crashing into the sea!!!!

Take care

Love Mum x

Hi Guys - That airport video is something else!!!!! More bums to the camera, it's becoming your trademark! Have a great time in Fiji - and like everyone else we are soooo eager for the next blog - Dan you obviously like to keep us all on tenterhooks....

Andrew - we are having a BBQ here tomorrow (Sunday) for Deanna and Monty and the family - 16 of us can make it so hope the weather holds out.

Take care all

Love Sheena X X X X X

Hi Boys, glad to hear that you have the 5th team member back with you, take good care of him! Enjoy Fiji, they do a mean curry. We are going away for the week, but hope to see a blog when we get back. Dan, work hasn't been the same without your editorials. I am sure you will all join in a kava ceremony, it's like drinking muddy pond water, but you can't offend! Much love Mum XX

Have not had internet access till now so been unable to do the latest blog...will have chat with boys tommorow on the beautiful beaches of fiji and then get it on here asap!!

Keep watching the video's for entertainment though!!

Thanks for message Caz and yes pink boy does rule ha ha!!!

Hey, Hey! When are you returning to England Dan? Bet you don't want to come back, it's tipping it down here. I am off to Ibiza next week, very excited, trying to get hold of some cheap club tickets. Have been enjoying reading your blogs and the board, have a fantastic time and remember ..... pink boy rules!!!!! :) x