Can't write long message as they bloke has just shouted 5 minutes and i'm closing!!!

Just quick one to say good luck to the Dally boys for Sundays games....our hearts are with you boys....lead them to victory Kelv!!!

Also hello Mr Dyer.....great to here from you!!! Good luck with the baby...its gonna be a boy..i know these things!!! Remember you owe me a pint for betting yuo'd have a baby by the time i'd get back....i'm back in December so get saving!!!

Hey lad's my sincere apologies for not posting for such a long time but have been so busy preparing for little baby dyer's arrival, only 3 weeks to go tomorrow and the world will be a safer place again. Footy going well we beat wheat sheath 5-1 and then beat kingsley 7-3 last Sunday another prem side, now looking forward to Sunday for the opening game of the season against squirrels, at this point we are saddened that you are not here with us but it certainly looks like your having a ball out there.Catch ya laters fella's.

Dyer xXx

Hey lad's my sincere apologies for not posting for such a long time but have been so busy preparing for little baby dyer's arrival, only 3 weeks to go tomorrow and the world will be a safer place again. Footy going well we beat wheat sheath 5-1 and then beat kingsley 7-3 last Sunday another prem side, now looking forward to Sunday for the opening game of the season against squirrels, at this point we are saddened that you are not here with us but it certainly looks like your having a ball out there.Catch ya laters fella's.

Dyer xXx

Just seen the broken leg picture......ah woopsy.....sorry again Mary!!!!

Glad you liked the blog...it was written in honor of the broken tibia as way of ammends!! Am i forgiven!!!!

Mana Blog is too good - your such a natural at that writing malachy Mr Brown!!! Had us in stitches! (Better than plaster cast!) You've made the drama of a fractured Tib v funny. A Banterous memory!!

Are we honestly the hooligans you make us out to be??? We thought that was normal boyish behaviour lol!! Ladies it is for us until home now!

Hope everyone else finds it as funny as we did! I'll tag you in a broken leg pic just so you remember!!

Mick & Jase x

Hi boys, although having seen the pictures, should it be ladies??? Thank you for updating us all Dan, very witty, we were beginning to think you had forgotten us back here.

Hope you all enjoy NZ, and if you are going to do a bunjee jump or 2 or the white water rafting - stay safe!

Love Freds Mum XX

Hello, thanks for everyone's messages..........makes the blog worth doing if you guys like!!!

Thanks to the infamous Mick and Jase for their poem to...sure bit confusing to the rest of you but they are a couple of essex girls we met. They dressed as lads for the cross dressing night and us as women...infact there is now a video or 2 on the site of them doing our make-up...sorry all the Dads!!! Anyway i might have got drunk and accidently flying spear tackled one of the girls and broke her leg......thats what is mentioned in the poem...sorry again MARY!!!! Hope you like the poem back!!!

"Have some more back from Dan and the five lost boys"

On the 23rd of July
we left brisbane airport
And i'm not gonna lie
We were borderline distraught

But how were we to know
What fun we would have
The five lost boys
And the two essex lads

Mana island started quiet
With very chilled out days
Bit of football, some swimming
Mainly just catching raise

Then one mana lunch time
Me and Fred sitting there
when i heard 'oy you mug
...your sat in my chair'

I looked up from my seat
To see the stern angry face
Of that thug Micky Armstrong
Standing there next to Jase

Without a second thought
We shifted our bums
Soon the ice was broken
And we all became chums

Our first night together
Was the usual girl/boy stuff
You to dressed as blokes
And acting real tough

Us boys, getting dolled up
By the girls, dressed as guys
Putting lippy on our lips
And mascara on our eyes

As the vodka did flow
The night became crazy
You dancing like geezers
And grinding us ladies

Some things happened that night
That i've never seen before
Like you Mick dogging Menago
On the bar stroke dance floor

Alex so pretty
And Fred's teeth so white
And steve the scariest thing
i've ever seen in my life

For the next thing that happened
I truely apologise
When i flew through the air
And smashed through Mary's thigh's

Knocking her down
With my shoulders and head
Spilling her vodka
And breaking her leg

Too everyone else
I'd gone way to far
But two hours later
She still slipped off my bra!!!

The emotinal goodbye
Followed the next day
You girls holding back tears
As we sailed away

But just one day later
You followed us over
Time for re-union
Piss up at Beachcomber

There was crazy fiji dancing
Many drinks in hand
Antics on the dance floor
And even more in the sand

There was even revenge
For the spear tackle in Mana
Mick clocking us all
And Jase landing one clanger

The next morning was chilling
Soaking up nice weather
Things were going so well
Marys leg getting better

Till a few photographs
And a pyramid later
When I landed on Mary's leg
And once again i did break her

Now Dan is in New Zealand
Without a care in the world
But the same can't be said
For the poor essex girl

Who's two and throw from hospital
And back in again
'Walking in Fiji time'
And in so much dam pain

Well apologies again
I am in debt to you
Your wish is my command
You name it, I'll do!!!!

Sorry again girls!!! x

Hey Dan, than was some blog!! Am sure with your gift for re-interpretation of facts and storytelling you MUST be related to your namesake of Da Vinci Code fame??! Very entertaining anyway and well worth waiting for. Glad you all enjoyed your chill-out in Fiji - though judging by the poem below, it was not so much chill out as hot stuff! So now it is time to muffle up for the ski slopes - try not to break anything vital Andrew!!

Have a great time, Love Sheena XX

"Have some more" by Mick & Jase

2 Essex birds called Mary & Jen,

Went to Mana Island and met 5 ladies/men.

The boys stepped into our beauty place,

And out they came with dresses, jewellery and a made-up face.

Partying away they looked like a stunner,

And lucky them they pulled Mick, Jase and Mumma.

Danielles mates brought back memories of Cherry,

if only he'd known the thai Cherry was Terry.

Dancing away getting a bit Lary,

SURPRISE!!! Courtney speartackled Mary.

Jase was renowned for being a bit tough,

Although rumour has it, he's hiding a muff.

Next night we sang Wonderwall as our national song,

Cheating in the quiz, how did we go so wrong?

Two more days followed with limping, banter and fun,

Then off to beachComber for "sand" sea and sun.

A quick Bula Bula to Danielle/Dan,

Back to Mana coz Mumma needed her man.

Happy hour drinks got the boys a bit randy,

Especially some, We saw you with the Jap, hey Mandy?

Mick got freaked with Colboys return,

Those south woodham Ferris boys will never learn.

At beach comber we thought Alice had gone,

But hotpants, voice and make-up stayed on.

Busting some moves to the new Bula dance,

The drunk kiwi girl thought she was in with a chance.

Next morning, wakey wakey hands off Snakey,

Hangovers, sprints and headers made us all shakey.

But up the pyramid went knees on back,

Guns buckled, it tumbled, Mary's leg went crack!!!

Piggybacks, tears and too many bags,

The our roles ended as being the boys WAGS.

X-ray showed across bone there was a line,

With crutches Mary now walks in Fiji time.

The banter will remain in our hearts forever,

Next to that special place with Babs and Trevor.

Lets hope one day we're all reunited,

to reflect on the times we laughed and we fighted.

On a serious notes you guys were heaps of fun,

Watch ya back Mr Dolmonegos, South America here we come.

thats was a great blog once again playboy but i was like to note that you have made a few errors.........first of all his nan was not tricked into giving us the money....we stole it!!!!! and we did not spend it on a holiday to greece we actually went to turkey!!!!!!! but faults aside i do agree that alex is a big brother fan and was glued to the telly whilst he was bk. he actually cried when one of the contestants was evicted but that was nothing his teddy bear 'ruppet' couldnt calm down. once he had a little snuggle he was fine!!!! haha!!! anyways hope ur taking care of him and keep me updated!!!! love to u all especially alex and ruppet!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxx

....love ya really mondeo!