I arrived in Brisbane after a seven hour flight from Singapore where I tried, and failed, to watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Slumdog Millionnaire. Once I landed, I had to catch a train to the domestic terminal to catch my connecting flight to Cairns. After waiting at the station for half an hour, there was an announcement that the train was delayed by five minutes, then ten, then an hour... It turns out the train had actually derailed, so that was ...