We woke up late, but I was feeling significantly better even though my stomach still felt like it had been badly beaten. We went to 'The Hideout' French Cafe down the road from us, for baguettes and I opted for the veggie one. I was embracing my new no meat policy. We stumbled across a cockatiel in a (very small) cage and I knelt down to see if it knew any songs. She started singing a random tune repeatedly and we then broke out in duet. Edd ordered me a cappucci...

We had booked a Thai cooking coarse for today, but cancelled it and moved it to Thursday so I could spend the day in bed. I was peaking. I hadn't eaten properly since Thursday and needed to get something in my stomach, even if it wasn't going to stick around there that long. I decided I felt like I could probably eat a McDonalds cheeseburger and maybe a fries at a push. There's something about ketchup covered cardboard thats appealing when you're not well. Hangov...

We were being fetched at 9.30am for fruit carving, so went in search of breakfast early. We found a French cafe 200m down the road and ordered baguettes. I still wasn't feeling right, but not horrendous either - we ate our breakfast (and I drank my coffee) in the reception area of the guest house and were collected 10 minutes early.He didn't come in a vehicle, but rather on foot and weaved us through back streets until we popped up on a main road and walked into ...

Edd had played doctor the night before and given me Imodium and paracetamol. I'd woken up in the middle of the night for a top-up, and at 5am was ready for another round. I got up again at 6.30am and was greeted by a friendly feline. I let her in on my way back to our room, she jumped onto the bed with us and purred loudly while we stroked her; she sounded like a lawn mower.We decided that I wasn't just hot and dehydrated, I'd probably picked up a 24 ...

4am - screaming 2 year old. 5am - screaming 2 year old. 6am - screaming 2 year old. 7am - screaming 2 year old. Yip, it's official, we're not having babies. Breakfast was pre-dished and cold. Nothing like a cold, rubber egg on a Friday morning to put a spring in your step. I opted for cocoa-pops and coffee, leaving my ice cold breakfast to the elements.We were fetched at 9am and taken to shore. We climbed inside what looked like a sheep-transportation device and ...