I am pleased to announce that we have a new crazy golf course champion here in sunny Brighton. Mr T Simpson of Avennel Road went round the course in a score of 23. The last hole was a gripper when he had to sink the ball in 2 to break the existing record. The first stroke was a bad one leaving Mr Simpson in a spot that was one over nestle. The second shot angled off two walls was a close shave as it looked like nestling in the corner. Luckily it never nestled and Mr Simpson walked off with the new record.
Captain Peacock
Simon, come back - peacock needs some help learning to hold his drinks. Started his birthday celebrations at 4.30pm, by 7.30pm annouced, or should i say slurred he recieved a balcony for his bbq for his birthday and couldn't understand why people where laughing. By 10pm in the curry house he stood up for a speech and couldn't get any words out other than... jimmy??. Sat back down and just oggled people like a mute because he couldn't construct sentences. This morning he thanked shroud for buying him the curry, when it was me - (what are the chances of pickstone doing that?). Left him this morning drooling and eyes half shut muttering 'oh my swede!' - lovely and normal?
Derby Winner
Guten Tag!
I am lookign vor unt small thin Englichen chap who ist called "The Loose Cannon". I like him very much, but ave not seen him since a fish market in Hamburg some years ago. I last saw him disappearing behind unt man who was lovely and normal apart from having a large egg for a head, and a bearded friend who stunk of piss. I would very much like to set my large gnashers into zist Cannon, and would like to be 'is Dolly. He promised me dis.
German Tramp
Help, I have lost my bald headed friend who spits a lot and looks like he has just landed from Mars, but is actually very nice and has all his own teeth and is extremely normal, even though his head is smaller than his hands and he slobbers all over everyone and has glasses like coke bottle tops. He is very lovely and extremely normal despite inability to engage in conversation and oversized egg on his shoulders. He has never had a shoehorn and probably doesnt know what one is and looks like his head should be carried around on a big spoon, but apart from that he's a top, average middle of the road happy-go-lucky bloke. Last seen at the fish market c. 6am with steamed up goggles and spaced out grin.
Glass Eye
not that it was funny but i had a laugh at the wheels falling of the bin cart,the horse had no clue at all at what was going on. The thing is, school had not finished and there were kids everywhere. So when the taxi driver pulled over he asked for a smaller note he could not undertsand the meaning of the word why. I dont know but the truth was it did what is said on the tin.
Believe
Tyrolean Mountaineering Club
Could anyone who sees Rheinhold please tell him to come home and face comittee charges of abandoning his brother on the Rupal face of Nanga Parbat within the bowels of a musical instrument holder. We belive he lied although are looking into song lyrics suggesting he didn´t.
Lestweforget
A brief reminder to all....
Gone on this day
1976 Karel Schubert, Czech climber, who ascended Makalu the day before, died
on descent, aged 34.
Aubergine
Simon
How are you?
Oh how thoughtless - of course, by the way did I ask you how you were? No?
What must you think - so sorry. Sorry - how are you? What have you been up
to? You look different - in a good way of course, sorry not that you were
looking in a bad way before hahahahahaha - oh no no no, sorry so where was I
..... of course so sorry - how are you ...... AUBERGINE.....How rude of me
so sorry..... oh f*ck off....... AUBERGINE..... sorry...you're looking very
well....sorry can I say that.....
Ragtag
Si,
Great fun giving each other wedgies last night in the copacabana hostel. Got lucky last night with an american bird although strangely no one saw me tucking in. Lets meet in town tonight at that place that does the egg and chips, give me a knock in dorm 11 of the glass eye backpackers.
Messner
Jungle stop......Home ASAP stop........ Passing out LR and C over S America stop...... Tell Begerac to pull finger out re bum wretling stop........ Law suit re hanging Nepalis over balconies after impromtu wrestling bouts stop...... Send money stop........ Compass broken stop!
