Telegram from Jungle............

Mes! stop.....just checking out the new site stop.....constant tear in the eye over fire club, hot rum punch and Czech mountain guides stop.....trying to introduce bum wrestling to the Channel Islands, has been met with much apprehension stop.....when are you planning to return, will fire up the welcome home centurian (emperor) stop.....looking forward to partying like its a Tuesday night in Pokhara stop.....gotta go dude take it easy stop....send more champagne stop.....carry on stop.....

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Oh my board of banter. How many question marks Bobert????????????

In Santiago lathered. Team rag tag stylee. Tear in the eye for Everest steak house and bottles upon bottles of Everest. Sunday night - every night is a Saturday on the travels though. I s*** thee not.

Kick on!

What fun we are having!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I a chorley madhead?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Just thought I would let all of messners mate's back home, just how drunk he was for his birthday bash. Suffice to say there was plenty of falling, kissing (not sure how true the last message about his sexuality is!!), losing drinks, spilling drinks, floor shananagans, and dissapearing acts. I tried my tried my hardest to get him wasted and it was a success. He has been feeling pants all day, and had sod all sleep and is now back on the beer (10 pm birthday). Dont forget to ask him what he pulled out of trousers in front of sharon. Lol

Rob

I'm glad to see people are taking advantage of this board - even of only to question my sexuality (Mr. Longbottom). I like to kiss girls, sometimes with their consent, on the mouth, to set that record straight.

Gaz - good knowledge on the ignition system of the condor, tear in the eye! What I wouldn't do for an over elaborate golden condor with a flight echanism way ahead of it's time....

All and sundry, feel free to post banter, limericks, goss and the unpatented cure for the common cold on here.

Adieu

I remember the golden condor, you had to stick a medalion in it to make it go didn't you? I still think Belle and Sebastian was better (more emotional).

Messner......

....... your a boy bummer!

Message number 2 :)

There once was a man called Si,
Who certainly was not a glass eye.

Sorry mate to hung over to finish the rest, I s*** thee not. But I tell you what was nice, your first message on the banta board.