Dan, take off your hat at the dinner table, especially in the company of ladies! Aren't I correct Roger?

Hi there you two - was just chatting about you yesterday and you appear again. Looks fabulous - all those wonderful blue skies...... looks like you are having the time of your life... good on ya sport...

Bridie and Katie are in Egypt - Lord help um - have had a couple of phone calls bothe denying emphatically that they are home sick but the fact that they phone at all is bizarre!! Apparently Bridie has a burnt bum - too much alcohol I expect - you know - fell asleep - and there you go burnt extremeties.

When Bridie gets back we're off to Marakesh - should be fun ..... slightly strange detination and an even stranger story of how it came about -but hopefully it will be fun....

Look forward to the next lot of shots... keep them rolling Danny - we all look forward to seeing the exotic sights - I'm so jealous..... talk soon - take care sweethearts.. Jane xxxx

hi guys, glad you're still having fun! hows the van going? still keeping you going! we're both fine, tring to plan our summer holiday, thinking of going to south of france and into spain! could you email me a phone number i can get you on? be good to speak to you both! take care, lots of love, raw-bannana! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

G'DAY

hope alls well, you both look great. the journey to the snowy mountains looks stunning i thought you would have given sheila a quick thrash around phillip island whilst you were there.

me & jonny completed the london marathon on sunday my time 5.43.10 jonny 5.30.11 fair play to the lad he new what it was like from last year and still went again. personally i don't want to have that near death experiance again.

we're all fine here loops looking forward to her exams [not] keep the photos coming stay safe us xxxx

hi hunnys!!!!!

hope all is well over there we are all missing you loads hurry home will you!!!!!!!!

photos brill i love to see what your both up to.looks like so much fun i just wish i was there with you.

will write again soon i promise take care of yourselves

love you kate xxx

Pumpkin Joke....? This was apparently in the Washington Post - the title of which was, "Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

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In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight already?"

Hi, Danny's latest photos are great. I love the black and white ones especially and the tyre reflection one is so clever. I also like photographing trees, bark and sunsets. Had snow this week by the way. Best wishes to you both. Anna

Hey there. Nice piccies. Really enjoyed 'em. Keep up the good work.

Vicki! I have heard on good authority that you have developed an obsession with collecting leaflets! Well let me tell you. I.W. Isn't happy about the competition and said "back off or else!"

Didn't realise it was your birthday the other day Danny. Happy birthday. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!

Anyway. Take it easy guys!

happy birthday dan! i bought you a present but then i drank it...sorry

hows the travels guys? melbourne is cool - ive been offered money for sex in a club and asked to have an orgasm on camera for $200

working at v festival on sat with dave - its gonna be totally off the hook!

happy birthday dan hope your both well, photos & vids look great. a word of fatherly advice. dont take up camper convertions as a trade. keep safe & keep trying the phone, you may catch us in one day xxx

Happy birthday Danny from Damglad, Sue and the Hastings lot.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Danny, happy birthday to you!

Love you lots!!!!