Hey there Chappies

Nice piccies guys and good video. I prefer videos reading sux! (hee hee). So you guys on the run from the law then or did you pay your road toll jobber? Naughty! That bit with the night cam would've been so much better if you'd done the Blair witch thing and pretended to be lost and crying and snotting into the camera lense! (Ha ha). Well al is good here still although the Combe Down Stone mines are still being filled in only now they're literally in the front garden doing it, starting at 9 in the morning. That doesn't make a jolly little scamp on my days off!

That's enough about me! More of you! More more more! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h.... Sorry momentary lapse of sanity there!

hi kids. blistering photographs. am heap envious. would love to be there with you, but bum stuck to seat of sofa, also poverty stricken. all ok this end too but you take care (cant replace either one of you) keep those cameras rolling. xxxxxxx dad

Hello everyone.

Just a message to say hi and that we are both well. And to let you all know that our latest video, in the Blue Mountains, is very poor quality. Our original copy is of course perfect (haha) but when we went to put it on the internet it would only allow us to save it in low quality, so we do apologise. Sorry. But enjoy anyway. And who cares...when we eventually return home we will be having a mammoth video wtching session so you can all watch the good copies then.

See ya. Love to all.

P.S we have decided to vacate Sydney on/around 27th. Itchy feet...time to move on. Very excited. Love from us xxx

dup message in case you dont read your e's. dt's pc gone wobbly so cant get in touch yet. he sends oodles of luv (in a manly way of course)xxxxxxdad

Hey there. Haven't checked out the new photos yet but thought i'd stick this message on anyway. I did read the update though all good stuff. Everybody is good at work. The Rookies are settling in nicely although as you already know they are no Vicki the Vickster Heywood. Kate's on 'oliday AGAIN! (lazy devil), Steve's actually working up a sweat (hee hee). And as usual i'm the best and everybody loves Chris! What can i say. Well i still intend on getting some people round to talk on skype so watch this space (actually don't watch THIS space watch the Skype window). Speak soon. Take it easy

Am so excited as I think we may have skype but we need your number or something before we can chat to you, can you let us have whatever it is that we need. Love you both loads. xxxx

hi kids. stop posting the pix, you're killing me with envy and the doctor says my skins turning green. i checked your pix cos somebody said their were photos showing you both with a c*** or two but i guess it was a false alarm cos i could only see some parrots. hee hee. the old ones are the best ones.anyways, keep up the good work kids.

helllllooo both ov yuh x

hope ur avin a fantastic time missin yuh both loadz. i might be movin school soon got iv got my exams comeing up n im not doin realy well at school. at this other school yuh can wear wot u want and you get cups ov tea..x well ill write again soon xx love yuh both loadz xxxx p.s danny av yuh eva herd ov a razor ???? lol xx love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A wife tells her husband that she is unhappy with the size of her breasts and would like them to be bigger. The husband replies 'why not wipe them with toilet paper its worked for your arse'

Two nights later the wife is in bed and the husband enters the room with a sheep under his arm. The husband says this is the pig i have to f*** when you dont feel like it. The wife replies 'that is a sheep you idiot'. The husband says 'I was talking to the sheep'.

Just wanted to say a huge thank you for the fab DVD ( I absolutely loved it) and birthday seranade, you know how to reduce a menopausal woman to tears. So glad to hear from Karen that you made it to the Blue mountains, and had good weather, how fantastic, we were there for 3 days and only had one day that wasn't thick with fog but we still loved it, hope you did too. We really missed you at my surprise birthday "festival", (how sneaky is that Mr Rider), but it goes without saying that many a glass were raised in your honour, so you really were with us in spirit. Karen may have told you that I was a little poorly last week but I want you to know that it was only a blip and I am back firing on all cylinders again now looking forward to the next party. Anyway, love you both lots and lots and looking forward to reading all about your next lot of adventures. Consider yourselves hugged. Alixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

By the way did I say we have grumpy Rider with us at the moment and he also sends his love. Take care. xxx

Hi you two. Fabulous photos Danny. There is something very special about black and white photos. Will you be selling them to a magazine when you get back? I certainly hope you will exhibit them. Sounds like it's all parties and gambling and boozing and stuffing the faces to me. What happened to working? We are all slogging our guts out here - well maybe not Chris L, he is his usual laid back dude self. We are having fantastic weather here for May - storms, torrential rain, floods, usual stuff, although the fortnight Katy was in Egypt it was really hot and sunny! Anyway, take care, keep sending photos and blog, love Anna

damn glad you said that damglad. keep those pics and comments coming everyone.