Samarkand, Uzbekistan
I am sorry to break it to you like this, but I have received massive Djemolidine Abdoujaprov news from a local Samarkand taxi driver. Previously, I had thought that the Tashkent Terror, hero of the Uzbeks, and second in local historical stature only to Timberlane (the only Uzbek ever to murder over 1,000,000 people and still have statues erected in his honour) was a legendary figure for local school kids to look up to. But no. It turns out that Abdou turned hi...