Phuket, or more precisely Patong beach is the tourist resort of the south of Thailand and we spent four nights-ish here.

The beach was crampt and we got hassled all flipping day long by people with clothes and wooden frogs, food/ drink etc to buy. it was non-stop! Drove us spare...how many times can you say "no" to someone before you wanna jump up rip the stuff out of their hands and stamp on it!!! (sorry, not sure what came over me then....must be the heat!!)

Anyway, the bars and clubs were pretty good as you've expect from, what was basically, falaraki, and there were loads of people we met and drunk with in the evenings! "Dice game" made lots and lots of appearances and we claim there were a lot more sore heads as a result..... we even introduced Strawpedoes to loads of aussies who rated themselves as pretty good drinkers.....UK took the win pretty convincingly to be fair.....Bloody Aussies!

Patong Beach was full of ladyboys and whilst some were really obvious, some looked scarily attractive!!!!! we kept a wide berth, until the strawpedos kicked in!! ha ha.

Rather than stay there for too long we did drag ourselves away to see some of the more spectacular sights that south Thailand has to offer...We went island hopping (it was really amazing and the boats were good fun too)on a couple of days and did some snorkelling as well......was good fun. Hopfully the photos of these will be loaded up soon! It was fantasic swimming in clear green water in caves and coves such as these!

So having got our hit of some culture and sights of the true thailand we headed back to Patong for some much needed beers and banter. The amount of times we lost each other we couldn't count but amazingly seemed to stumble into each other again later in the evening!!!!

Anyway, after Phuket we head to The FULL MOON PARTY!