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Since our last blog wer now certified open water scuba divers , PADI baby . We had an instructor and dingo was his name-o . we learned this skill in koh tao inbetween our drinkin sessions . it was amazing , a differant world underwater . (although diarmaid bailed out the second day cos he was nearly sick 12 meters under water )bad times . the accomadation was free because they treat divers well there . after that we went to koh pang nang for the legendary full moon party . there were a few pool parties leading up to the main event which were also amazing , rivaling ibiza. on the beaches theres were lots of ACTIVITIES. we jumped a fire skipping rope a few times till it eventually hit us and decked us , plus we held monkeys , iguanas snakes and lemurs, you ever done that paul o neil ?didnt think so . . the night of the fool moon was also old firm day so we painted ourselves with UV paints and watched that first . After the game diarmaid drowned his sorrows in chang beer and didnt make the full moon party , luckily my auld da phil was there to help carry him home . still was an amazing night . 50 000 drunkin people on a beach . Sadly we we left pangnan worse for wear and headed to ko samuit for a relaxing few days on the beach . found a local called the swing bar , does exactly what it says on the tin , you sit at the bar on big swings hanging from the roof , was pretty cool . diarmaid even got himself a man . a lovely wee guy called cherry , (check out the pictures ) cherry even gave him a rose on the last night .plus we decided to get some ink in the form of tattoos , (check the photos). after a good night out we returned to the room and found we'd been robbed again . phil lost more than all of us , all we lost where used disposible cameras from tubing in laos (GUTTED) the digital camera charger . diarmaid lost a pair of jeans and a waterproof jacket (must have been a midget who robbed us )and his mozzy net . hutchy lost nothin . left on a low but headed towards malaysia , got the ferry to the mainland , where we had to say goodbye to our travellin buddy phil . we got a tuk tuk to the train station where we were robbed AGAIN . twice in on day , quality . this time diarmaid lost his phone , sunglasses and deoderant . hutchy lost nothin . got the train to malaysia and fell asleep and missed our stop . ended up in the middle of nowhere AGAIN (we suck at travelling ) eventually got to malaysia , a place called alor star , the less said about alor star the better (DONT EVER GO) got out there as quick as we could and went to langkawai , a tax free island , where we found ourselves a good pub and made ourselves at home stayed a few days and made friends with the bar owners yap and wan . went to penang next where we actuallly done some sight seing after some stern words from mrs warner . we again met with phil and the irish . and stayed there a few nights which was actually really good . Then we said our goodbyes and hit the big KL (kuala lumpur for you ignorant ones) which was amazing . went a wee jaunt to the embassy each day for hutchys bank card , with no results . inbetween our embassy visits we managed to squeeze in a trip to the twin towers to the bridge by day the the kl tower by night ( just for you mrs warner) . was too expensive to stay to long so we headed down to singapore after a 7 and a half hour train ride . only to find it was more expensive . so wev kept a low profile here , we went to see a man made island which was pretty cool and went to the worst water park in asia (worse than ibizas ) and now lookin forward to oz on the 25th . WE HAVE CONQUERED ASIA

see you later cap'n baz