Yeah! Tonbridge, the global focus for this week in Febraury 2006.
Trimmense!
The heart of crime...excellent!
50 Million + swished away....just like that.
Fair play.
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The 'bridge becomes the crime capital of the world, and you arrange to be in South America... hmmmm. I see a picture emerging... lend us a fiver?

Er...I do believe you have been well and truly Rumbled Davey G....
Where is my card??!
Must be lost in the post with the 100's of valentines cards that I didnt receive this year.
Either that or someone has cloned my identity!
Now that would be exciting.
My friend Hannah is going to to Rio Carnival too (along with countless thousands of others)...so should you spot an incredibly tall fair-haired gazelle, dancing wildly with flailing arms, and should said tall gazelle be accompanied by an equally insane brunette and a tall curly boy/man called Cristo, then that's her.
I want to go! Hmph.

Plums - ah, plums. Tinned, tescos, 68p. Fresh, market stall in Hackney, 90p/lb (sour skins tho). I'm bored with plums. You can buy really expensive bread in Broadway market - £5.00 for a HUGE loaf - but no granary.
Love the pictures and blogs (blogs? gosh, I'm almost in the 21st century)- keep them coming. Such adventures! Grandma was thrilled with her card. "He's written loads - hardly room for the stamp!" Good for you.

Saaaaanta Cruz, you know you're not that faaaar, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....
I know it well my lovely :)
Loving the journal entries!
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Dass ihr bezweifelt, dass ich überhaupt existiere, finde ich ganz unfassbar. Sehr sehr gut befreundet waren Dave und ich, als wir Monate lang zusammen gebadet und gemeinsam die Haare gewaschen haben. Wer dieses Miststück Franc ist, weiß ich ja auch nicht. Übrigens, Herbie, wie gehts dir? Danke für die Nachricht. Dave - noch keine Neuigkeiten, was die Mädels anbelangt. Das und der neueste Stand deiner Rastas sind die größten Themen! Machs gut. Liebe Grüße aus Deutschland x

It's only just dawned on me that you went to lake Titi Caca!
Is it just me, or is that actually highly amusing?
I was saying Tickytacka to myself for the longest while. This subsequently lead me to start humming that chici-whatsit song of Abba's. Pure torture, and for weeks!
Now I realise I might just have well giggled like a seven year old from the very beginning!
I hsall pay more attention in the future.
Titi Caca.
Ha HA HA!

Mate, 3 words for when you get to the airport:

Full...

Cavity...

Search.

Do they even have vaseline out there...?

Ah Franz! I habe dir finally gefunden! Ich hatte gedenkt das du mich avoiden werden! Es ist uber cool deine blog zu sehen. Wie gehts? Wenn didst you letztes time Franc gesehen? Ich habe nichts von Franc sind Juni gehoren. Hopeflich will ihn mich ancallen ein dieses tages. Ich hab eine sehr schone handy gekaufen. Es ist blau uns ist auch uber cool. Bis nechtes wochenende. Herbie

PS - Ist es nur mich oder hast Davey besser-looking bekommen?

I know you think you can haki, but you'll never come close to my super-developed-ability. The apprentice has outwitted the master, me thinks.
So jealous of your adventures...
Stay in touch.
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Servus Dave! Wie gehts dir, Alter? was macht ihr denn so? Schon paar nette Mädels kennengelernt? kannst du bitte mal deine Homepage aktualisieren - wir brauchen Neuigkeiten von dir! Naja, machs gut und viel Spass in der Sonne, hier ist es Arschkalt xx

I'll give you 10 bolivianos for a full shot of your 'dread's, complete with cheesy grin and pointing to good bits of dread.