Sydney, New South Wales
Down under with no plunder:
We meet again my waning following, how nice of you all to join me on this fine evening, and welcome to Australia, home of many animals, fish, insects and other things which want to kill me and anyone in their way. As you may have guessed from reading this I am still currently alive, but there is still all to play for.
But more on my death later, if something befalls me I'm sure you will all be informed in due course and I cant help...