Since my last blog I have been to a few FANTASTIC places. Firstly there was Huacachina, this was literally a place in the middle of a desert surrounding a small oasis. From the oasis when you looked around all you could see were sand dunes, palm trees, a dodgy coloured oasis and the blue sky. Also s*** loads of stray dogs who kept having fights and intimidating me. I had to hind behind Becks as she has her rabies jab so thought she could protect me. As I was look...

Soo I am currently cruising though the mountainous/desert landscape of Northern Peru on an overnight bus to Lima.The sun is setting over the mountains which combined with the dusty desert air creates a warm glow like the mountains have been dusted with icing sugar (but not white). The bus is dirty with no air con and I'm bouncing out my seat every other turn... It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Hopefully I won't have a repeat episode of when we came up to Mancora... I ...

So landing after a flight from hell which was boiling hot and had no... I repeat NO TV on the back of the seat in front of me was soul destroying enough as it was. However what I did not expect was to then stand up to get off the plane and realise I am a good ft taller and the most flat chested/ pancake bummed than the other lads and curvy beautiful ladies around me... Watch out Peru, I'm pale, I'm lanky, I'm tall and I'm coming to salsa in a bar near you. I th...