Ello ello ello people, been to nang island today which we had to get there by boat taxi, small small island with seriously good views, water was clearer than sholing spring, fish everywhere and decent colours like purple and bright yellow ones. I fed them some Pringles an they went mad nibbling my fingers and toes was a crease up. When we got back on our island we had an aloe Vera oil massage to sooth our sun burn, me and 2 birds went but they only had two beds with curtains so being the gent I am I let them have the privacy while muggins here was on show to the whole street getting oiled up in my boxers! Then to make it even better 4 French birds came in half way through my hour sesh so had and indoors audience too ha, the Thai massage bird had my boxers tight between my crack so it looked like I had a thong on! She was very detailed to say the least, nothing dodgy happened but she was a bit casual when working near "that area" just lifting things up and putting them aside haha as you do, put it this way if I was to do the massage on a bird back home I'd be looking at a 7 stretch haha, I was gigglin like a little school boy! Then people from my group walked past the window and was knocking on it the gits, the Thai bird lifted the towel of my face and said exskoose me sir are they your friends haha funny stuff I just hope they dint take no photos! Were off out down to the beach for dinner and drinks by the fire show tonight. Last night we went to the pre full moon party a few miles down the road, jumped in the back of a pick up truck and held on for dear life, no health and safety here it's magic. Off out tomoro to some island to do some snorkeling and there's meant to be some quality fish and reefs there. Got meself a cushty tan now too so I think I've managed to scrubb the English tourist image off a bit. Hope all is sweet back home, this stuffs hard work here so I might come home soon as all this beach party's, beers, birds and banging food ain't easy ya know! Speak laters people, guitar hero