Bonjour je m'appelle guitar hero, started me diving yesterday, turns out I ain't a diving geezer! After about 40 minutes under water I still couldn't calm me breathing so was struggling bigtime, then the instructor put lead weights in me pocket and got me to deflate my BCD and sink to the bottom on me knees and start doing skills like take your breathing regulator out ya mouth for a few seconds then put it back in and blow the water out which wasn't terrible but ...

Ja'mapelle England, had a mental few days in koh Tao, last night we partied hard till early hours and was up at 8 to go into the mountains and do some abseiling and rock climbing, was a real adrenaline rush to say the least, shaking like a leaf it was seriously squeaky bum stuff! Heart was pounding and serious sweats but managed to do it and survive. Got me barnet chopped with a razor blade aswel by the Thailand Dave's, only he was a she. I'm off to the full moon...

Bonjour everyone, just arrived at the hotel at koh Tao island, the sea is crystal clear and it's got some really decent beaches! I have my own room as some geezer dropped out so it's bliss, also it has a massive ghetto blaster 3000 power shower which nearly took me barnet clean off as I'm only used to a wee dribble 0.1 psi watering can ha. We had a 12 hour journey by coach then boat, we dint get much sleep prob a hour n half max, so were feeling a bag of donuts a...