Alright everyone, I thort I got on the wrong bus Tuesday morning which headed to ayathaya in Thailand the opposite way to Cambodia ha so thort I just as well keep heading to Chang Mai with this new lot and got the over night train there but turned out I did the right thing anyway as I just found my itinerary online which was different to the one I had first but whatever just going with the flow! The over night train was a proper laugh! They had a party carriage w...

Alright people, been in Bangkok since Saturday night and am leaving tomoro morning to go to Cambodia. Went to Soi Cowboy last night, a street packed with bars where they filmed some bits of the hangover movie, mental place! There was more skin than material and the birds there were nutters! The Thai birds spoke better English than me, which isn't hard I guess. One bird was talking to me bout something to do with English queens and I said I ain't got a clue, she s...

Bonjour je m'appelle guitar hero, started me diving yesterday, turns out I ain't a diving geezer! After about 40 minutes under water I still couldn't calm me breathing so was struggling bigtime, then the instructor put lead weights in me pocket and got me to deflate my BCD and sink to the bottom on me knees and start doing skills like take your breathing regulator out ya mouth for a few seconds then put it back in and blow the water out which wasn't terrible but ...

Sawadeekraap everyone, I'm currently sat in a bar about to order a red curry and a sprite, yes that's right a sprite! I've been clean for 11 hours and haven't had a beer since breakfast! Last night was a seriously crazy night without a doubt the heaviest sesh of my life so far! A 17 hour drink and party sesh is the max I can do and can't see me topping that anytime soon! We were told to meet at 7:30 in the morning to get a minibus to the pier to catch our 8am boa...

Ello ello ello people, been to nang island today which we had to get there by boat taxi, small small island with seriously good views, water was clearer than sholing spring, fish everywhere and decent colours like purple and bright yellow ones. I fed them some Pringles an they went mad nibbling my fingers and toes was a crease up. When we got back on our island we had an aloe Vera oil massage to sooth our sun burn, me and 2 birds went but they only had two beds w...