Holy f***ing s***!! How do I get myself into these situations!!? I have had the most random day, when I think about it now, it doesnt seem plausible, feels like a dream. But let me tell you and you can see what you think. I got up from the table when the man from Brunei put down TWO THOUSAND US DOLLARS. Holy. f***ing. s***. I am sitting in Leos house. Leos daughter is moving to Nottingham to go to University. Her Aunt accosted me in the street close to wh...

Sea turtles - 2, Reef sharks - 2, Blue spotted sting ray - 2, Giant puffer fish - 1, Absolutely terrifying monster of the deep - 1. I hope I havnt been put off oceans for life. I suppose the moral of the story could be, if you see something lurking in a dark tunnel, dont go for a closer look.. But like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, never detered from going down to THAT basement where there guaranteed WILL be zombies, I just wanted to check. The thing I saw, I stil...

Hurrah for Georgetown! OK so its a bit sad to have a visit to a museum get you all wired but it has, so there you go. It reminded me very much of the museum in Hong Kong which as you know, I went to 3 times! And of the museum in my beloved Canary Wharf. I just love the history surrounding trading ports, I know that sounds a bit wierd. But you see who arrived, what they traded, how the look of the place changed.. I'm sure part of it as well is that I seem to ...

Aw I'M SORRY that Ive been so lazy in keeping up with this blog. I think up things to write all the time but by the time I get a big sofa and kim's laptop and other such essentials to myself... well, thats taken, until now. Anyway, if it makes you feel any better I think travelling is making me fat. We all weighed ourselves to much hilarity on the portable weighing scales they wheel around the streets in Phuket. Why would ANYONE use those, we mocked? Well, ...