Bangkok and the beer ban
March 1st

This would be the night of all nights we thought as we caught the taxi to Bangkok. Jonnies last night on holiday and my last night of partying with the boys.

As we checked in to the hotel we noticed a sign up saying

"Due to the elections this weekend the Government does not allow the sale of alcohol after 6Pm for the next 2 days"

Jonnie started going mental as if the world had ended, and ran off to the cafe and came back with a stack of bottles of Heineken.

It's not as if we had not been out much for the last month is it?
Well he had a proper cob on after that point, moaning that his weekend was ruined., blah blah blah.

In desperation we (He) went out anyway, convinced that the cops will have been paid off somewhere but it was not looking good, he was going mental, it was like the end of the world.

We did manage to find a few places that were serving, but it was working out quite expensive, also Jonnie was upset after ordering a whisky and soda, and only getting the soda.
As we walked past a go go bar, i saw a sign that said "coyote girls". Never heard of them before, so i said to Jonnie, lets go and have a look.

Then he went off on one saying he wanted nothing to do with lady boys and he did not think i was like that,but if i wanted to then he would not say anything, but that i was definitely "ON MY OWN".

then he started asking me if i was mental and he stormed off muttering how his night was proper ruined now ??????????

eh?

and then the penny dropped. What a muppet he is for someone who has spent the last year trying to learn Thai, and also thinks he is now one of the locals.

Yes the muppet was confusing the thai for a lady boy, which is Katooi,(no idea how you spell it, but that is how it sounds) with "Coyote".

Durr. haha he thought i wanted to go in to a lady boy go go bar.

After teaching him a bit of Thai, he failed to swallow the "ok i admit it i was wrong" pill, and claimed he did know, he just wanted to go home.

Yea, OK Jonnie, we all believe you.

so we called it a night and drew on the emergency Heineken reserves in the room.

So the next day with a tear in his eye, i waved goodbye to Jonnie, and i headed off to the airport to catch my plane to Hong Kong.

My Kidneys were pleased.

Next Installment................Jason Bourne, eat your heart out, andy the "Traveller" has arrived........