Nice one John, Christy couldnt have done better himself. I bet they loved the bit about the money missing from the till !

Gaynor, you get up at 6.30 and leave at 8.00 ? What on earth are you doing for an hour and a half ? Get up at quarter to 8 and run for the bus like everone else.

Hi Bri Gay,

Enjoy

Just back from Borehamwood/Radlett Jims party etc,met amongst others your Mum Kay Colin and Hanna.

Spurs are Dire

heres the words of a song i wrote about Jim (Tune The Knock Song by Christy Moore)

AT THE EARLY AGE OF 38 JIM'S MAMMY SAID GO WEST GET UP SAYS SHE AND GET A JOB SAYS JIM I'LL DO MY BEST JIM PULLED ON HIS WELLINGTONS TO MARCH UP TO KILCOOLE BUT HE TOOK A WRONG TURN IN RATHNEW AND ENDED UP IN LIVERPOOLNOW LIVERPOOL IT WAS WHERE THE IRISH USED TO ROAM THEY CALLED IT LITTLE DUBLIN IT WAS A HOME FROM HOME HALF OF WICKLOW WAS THERE OF THAT THERE IS NO DOUBT THERE WAS ALSO A CROWD FROM RATHNEW THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEM OUTOH FROM CASTLE STREET TO THE ROCKY ROADFROM LIVERPOOL TO WEMBLYJIM BELL IS NOW IN RADLETT WITH FROM THE QUEEN AN MBEJIM WORKED HARD IN LIVERPOOL ONCE HE GOT A JOB SENDING PARCELS HOME TO HIS MAMMY ALONG WITH A FEW BOB GOING TO MASS EVERY SUNDAY, DANCES ON A SATURDAY NIGHT HE WAS ALWAYS FIRST UP ON THE FLOOR HE WAS A HOLY SIGHTWELL JIM HE WAS A HANDSOME MAN WITH THE GIFT OF THE GAB THERE WAS ONE LITTLE PROBLEM HE NEVER HAD THE PRICE OF A CAB.IF HE ASKED A GIRL COULD HE LEAVE HER HOME SHED SAY VERY MUCH I'D LIKE BUT SHE'D SOON HAVE TO CLOSE HER LEGS UP ON THE BAR OF A BIKEOH FROM CASTLE STREET TO THE ROCKY ROADFROM LIVERPOOL TO WEMBLYJIM BELL IS NOW IN RADLETT WITH FROM THE QUEEN AN MBE WELL JIM HE HEADED TO LONDON SOMETHING ABOUT MONEY MISSING FROM THE TILL SOME PEOPLE DO SAY THAT WASENT TRUE HOW DID YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IN DOLLIS HILL?IN LONDON HE MET A GIRL FROM RATHNEW SHE WAS CALLED MARY AND THEY DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN AND START A FAMILYJIM AND MARY HAD 3 LOVELY KIDS LINDA RICHARD AND PAUL AND THINGS WERE GOING WELL AND AS A MAGISTRATE HE GOT THE CALL SITTING ON THE BENCH HE DIDENT HAVE TO WEAR A WIG AND GOWN I'M GLAD OF THAT SAID MARY BECAUSE HE'D THEN SURLY LOOK A CLOWNOH FROM CASTLE STREET TO THE ROCKY ROADFROM LIVERPOOL TO WEMBLYJIM BELL IS NOW IN RADLETT WITH FROM THE QUEEN AN MBE AND TONIGHT WE ARE HERE TO CELEBRATE AN MBE WITH JIM A WICKLOW MAN WHO MADE IT GOOD SURE WE ARE ALL SO PROUD OF HIMHE NOW HAS IN HIS POSSESION AN HONOUR YOU CANNOT BEAT AN MBE FROM THE QUEEN NOT BAD FOR A MAN FROM CASTLE STREET.OH FROM CASTLE STREET TO THE ROCKY ROADFROM LIVERPOOL TO WEMBLYJIM BELL IS NOW IN RADLETT WITH FROM THE QUEEN AN MBE

Hi Brian we are now reading your blog so keep it clean. Just like your socks. We are all going to Jims celebration for his MBE so Kay and Sue are staying with us. Hope you have a great holiday.

Bart if you are reading this happy birthday.

Bri, don't know how much football info is getting through, but things are dire. Jol has been sacked, we lost to Newcastle Monday, a UAFA Cup game thursday, Blackburn at the weekend and are third from bottom on 7 points. On the plus side, Ramos has been appointed with Gus Poyet as his assistant. To make matters worse, the Arsenal / Liverpool game was a fantastic display of how football should be played. Where's my sheepskin jacket ?

Can we post pictures of Epsom & Ewell on this site - its officially the third best place in the world to live after Slough and Somalia

Hows the carbon footprint going?

Billy, Fine thanks, how's the Audi??? G xx

Where you the kind English lady who put the half eaten croissant into my basket today?

Spoke to English people today, told old one that he didn't need malaria tablets in Laos. It's sort of true, in Vientiane there is no risk, so I don't take any. Everywhere else, it's rife!

http://www.traveldoctor.co.uk/asia.htm#2nda

Still, he'll find out the hard way...

Hmmm, weather looks good! I think its time to wear my Bokkøl T-Shirt...

The hair dryer for your room has had the motor burned out. Also the room smells of burnt cheese. We will be charging your credit card to have the mould removed from the mirrors & a new hair dryer (£1.76). Also we found a pair of Raybans from the 1980s under the bed! As we do not have a forwarding address we gave them to Billy Idol who is also staying in the hotel. He was very pleased. They match his baggy pants.

Hope you got your socks. Lunch with Jack next week......changes, could be 'services no longer required'! About time I suppose,not that you should care and not that I care much either! Have Fun,fun,fun,

San XX

Oh no I now see that cool Dave got in first cant I be first at anything

Hey I think that book Bri is reading is called Stoned 2 not Stoned!

David of Banstead