Don't lend people your jazz mags

There's been a mistake in the photos. That's not the Abominable Snowman; it's the bloke Brian engaged to keep Greenpeace back when FW takes a swim. They've hauled her back to deep water twice already!

Er Gaynor, hate to picky, but the Brighton Festival is coming up in May and as of todays date, I've not received a single booking from you.

At this rate all the best shows will be gone before we can get tickets.

I've left a copy of the programme at the flat, can you let me know what the hells going on.

Hi Gaynor,

Thanks for mentioning us in your blog, that must be why the hotel has been nearly 100% full for the first 10 days after opening!

We don't have a lot advance bookings yet, but seem to fill up most days at the last minute, and on weekends we have been turning people away.

Better get that hotel of yours open so we can send some people your way!

Hope to see you again soon,

Jim

Fabulous reading! just a couple of slight corrections I hasten to post:

Salta is in north WEST Argentina , and

it's not a Simon and Garfunkel's song, El Condor Pasa is a genuine South American song that they made cheesily famous.

Mxx

Brian, I know it's the wrong time zone and everything but you have to watch the video of Arsene Wenger during the Gooner's thrilling Champion's League exit. What a game! Seeing as you've got time on your hands, how about setting his increasingly frantic bench semaphore to tune of La Cuccaraca? Could be a youtube hit.

Oi Bills u dissing my mother. I know what you mean tho, bloody annoying when someone has a quick answer to everything, what do you think Bri.

Hang in there Hanna, I havnt met a poor lawyer yet !

Arsenal not doing too well are they.

Hi guys,

Just thought we would drop you a line so you didn't think we'd moved away without leaving a forwarding address!

Sounds like you are both having an amazing time, and that Sue did too. We'll get the goss this weekend...

Unfortunately the transition from employed to self-employed is having the same effect on my finances as the pickpocketing incident has had on Gaynor's!

I'm even trying to persuade Colin to spend our wedding anniversary in a tent somewhere in Wales to save cash. Desperate measures required!!

Looking forward to catching up with you guys soon when you get back and hearing about all your adventures from the horses' mouths...

Love Hannah (and Colin) x

Oi Bill's are you wearing those sunglasses for a bet or are you planning an appearance on the Dame Edna Everage show?

Call me old fashioned, but the Doris with the red skirt and fishnet stockings in the photo entitled "whoosh" (LA Boca) is quite clearly a hooker beckoning Brian over. Bills I hope you told her in your best Espanol where to sling her gancho!

In case it slipped anyone's notice -

WALES WON THE 6 NATIONS AND THE GRAND SLAM.

Yee Ha!!!

I can't understand why your suitcase is erupting with clothes as you seem to have been wearing that same brown t shirt since Laos. It does appear to be a slightly tighter fit in the latest photos - something to do with the magnetic pull of the southern hemisphere perhaps? xx