Congratulations! You go girl - Do you think I can return a hat brought in the Boxing Day sales?

Hi Brian and Gaynor,

I presume from Colin and Hannahs message (if its not a joke) that you have got engaged.

Congratulations from all in Wicklow.

John

Here's a Xmas cracker joke for you both, all the way from Blighty.

Q. What's the difference between my lovely brother Brian and poptastic ex-Radio 1 DJ Mike Reid?

A. For about 50 years Mike Reid specialised in Questions of Pop, while lovely Brian takes about the same time to Pop the Question.

Alright, we'll stick to the day jobs. Congratulations to you both on your wonderful news! You're great for each other and we're really glad that you've finally made it official. A bottle of Bolly to anyone who can convince Brian to wear a penguin suit for the Big Day!

Enjoy lovely Bali, you two.

Lots of love,

Colin and Hannah xxx

Happy Xmas Brian and Gaynor and enjoy your trip.

Happy new year also lets hope Spurs improve despite losing 2-1 to Arsenal at the weekend. Robbie Keane should have scored that penalty

John

Hi Guys

Thought we better write something soon, or you'd be back!!!! Love all the photo's - making us wish we were back in Thailand.

Never knew Brian was the Imelda Marcos of Ewell?? Makes my 5 pairs on holiday pathetic!

Stay away as long as you can - weather in UK & Germany is sh.t cold wet and grey!!

Will continue to enjoy all your news and fab photo's

lol

N & I xxxx

Not like Brian to put up with any crap from uppety English girls, he does like his public transport though.

Bri, we got beat by Birmingham on Sunday, having gone 2-1 up. W've got Man City this Sunday,followed by Portsmouth, then Arsenal. Things are not looking good and if Ramos doesnt get us a couple of defenders in January, we are in serious trouble.

Checked the flat and all ok, rented it out to a couple of Polish girls, thought, while you were away you wouldnt mind.

Hi guys,

If I remember correctly you guys should be in Cambodia now having an awesome time, or at least, pretending to appreciate Angkor for the 3rd day running.

Dave and I back in beautiful blighty after a torrid journey that started on the bus we were on and finished at London Heathrow. Delay after delay meant I read a whole other book!! Crrrazy.

Your blog is cool - worringly, i have an urge to see Brian in some lairy board shorts.

PS Gay - I've been down to Windsor and have confirmed that she needs the bag for her new iPhone... she says that she can't just leave that sort of kit hanging about. Ideally she would like to have it hanging around her neck blasting out the latest tunes, but apparently the corgi's are very excitable can get in "the mood" to certain tunes making them extremely hard to handle

It a wet cold sunday in epsom, bet you're jealous. BUT the tea , biscuite ands company are fab. Wish you were here, bet you do to
xxx

Buns

As any fule no - the answers to the Foley Quiz were yes, yes, no, 42, Queen Victoria and toast. I shall be humming along to Hi Ho Silver Lining sometime in the morning of the 24th as instructed - I will have to work out the time difference. Please also don't forget to play 'Daydream Believer' and keep an eye on Bert in case he pulls any wheezes. Re your intended litigation - I look forward to reading your defence statement on the back of a first class stamp. Bills xx

I am consulting my legal team about libellous allegations made on your message board. Meanwhile Bills I need to know a faster means of communicating with you during the Foley Arms quiz, Dave was only available on txt and hadn't turned his phone on and you were several thousand miles away. Fortunately we still blitzed the opposition without you and the proceeds have gone towards the Xmas party. We will play Hi Ho Silver Lining at 02.00 just for you, so have a dance round the breakfast table in Bali on 23rd Dec.

Swanning about as usual Williams, wots wrong with Brighton then Gay! You look like you are having a good time, how does Brian manage to wear 12 pairs of shoes at once???? Does that create a problem at customs? Bring us back some rock.

Jenkinsesss

I strongly object to the last paragraph in your latest blog!