Today I finally understand the attraction of these 14 day cruises. The kids are yapping about kids club from the get go. A lazy breakfast, a swim in the pool, I sit and watch an hour or so of Lion King on funnel vision with them, some lunch. All under beautiful clear Caribbean sun. We check the kids into Kids club and we're set for a clear afternoon of drinks in the sun. Some more time in the hot tub, I'm still taken by the glass wall and floor. A few beers in...

It's a sea day, and the first one in nearly two months that we're not all spending it in each others pockets. I take the kids to breakfast back at the Enchanted Garden while Gab has a sleep in. I check the kids into kids club at 9am - we had tantrums from both that it wasn't already open at 6 when they woke up. At 10am I turn the Sea day into a Spa day, starting out with a teeth whitening - if you look really hard you can just notice it. It works enough to con...