If you ever want to get away from everything and I really mean unplug, try this gorgeous spot near the village of Teacapan. Miles of abandoned beachline, no cell service, essentially no internet cause it's so useless, no tv, no radio, no restaurants, no stores and hardly any people.

On the plus side you have plenty of breeze to cool things off, a pristine pool so crystal clear it's shocking, brilliant yellow oriels to greet your mornings and porpoises surfing in your front yard.

This is what $15 buys you.

No really. 205 pesos a night is about $15 for full hookups, use of the pool, hot showers---porpoises thrown in for free.