As Bette Davis would say to her friend Angelica, Houston we are in for a bumpy ride! We would like to thank this flight's sponsors: Kettle One - cause if you can't have a cuppa, you might as well have vodka; Oh So Tight compression socks cause it has come to that; and Hefty barf bags cause you want to be sure. And if you have any questions on the last one, just ask the woman in the row behind us