Bound and Gagged

Just a quickie. One of the new volunteers staying at my guesthouse rushed in to my office, panicking, "Dr Puri [our landlord - his PhD is in Hospitality Management] rang to just said you'd been kidnapped."

Turns out someone has phoned him about 6 times in the past few hours, and whoever it is sounds like they've been gagged. Could've sworn I told him I lost my phone on Friday night.

I feel like ringing these people up to tell them to stop using up my credit!