Funny thing happened at Waverley Station this morning when i went to purchase my ticket to Glasgow. I went into a news agent to get a paper to read and noticed a little packet with a cartoon loch ness monster on it. I picked it up thinking to was something for kids, like a toy you put in water and it grows to triple its size. The salesman kept shaking his finger at me saying no no no! That is when i realised it was a condom! I smiled sweetly at him and said 'what...

Well what an interesting hotel to stay in Edinburgh. Last night went to the Standing Orders Pub in Rose Street for drinks. Rose st is not as beautiful as it once was it is tooodern now. Anyway the hotel Parliment House Hotel is 3 old buildings joined into one and unfortunately i am in the old side. From Reception it is 3 flights of stairs up walk through 2 fire doors and corridors then 2 flights of stairs down then another fire door to my room. But the hotel is l...

Well that was certainly a marathon. Woke up at 3am after farewell drinks with the tour and got a taxi to Marco Polo Airport for a 6.30 flight. Got there a half hour early and then put both bags through. Weight now 29kgs. It is not only my feet that have expanded. Fell asleep on the 2.00 hr flight to Amsterdam which was delayed in the air for 1.2 hour. Then realised that i had just 1.2 hr to get through this huge airport to my departing gate. Quickly wadded thru ...