In one kitchen we came across this little psalm for campers. It is pretty good and so true.

The Caravaners Prayer

When we pack up in the morning may the annex be quite dry

May the pegs be easily removed and no leaves stick to the fly

Let the stabilisers wind up without that horrid squeak

And loose items give no trouble when them to stow we seek

May I back up with the ball lined up precisely with its mate

And remember to remove the jockey wheel before it is too late

May I drive away really smoothly the day's journey to begin

And not have to turn back with the key I should hand in

Let the road be sealed and free of works of the detour kind

May the rain refrain from falling and the wind blow from behind

Don't let flies come in their millions when we make our morning stop

Let the thermos not be empty "cause I didn't screw down the top"

May the road signs not confuse us as we go upon our way

And let no sheep or kangaroos into the roadway stray

Let us reach the caravan park well before night

And dear god please let there be a suitable powered site

May the site be large and roomy preferably drive through

Or please let there be somebody there to tell me what to do

Don't let me try for hours to back that wretched van in place

Watched by other campers with a smile upon their face

Oh if you want to punish me for some forgotten sin

Don't let it be by leaving me with wife to guide me in

And there is another thing I do of you beseech

When finally the vans in place please let the power cord reach

They say you are a God of love and if that indeed is true

Please ensure I get a site not too far from the loo

If I have to go at night, desperate I will be

Don't let me get to the loo to find I have no key

I pray that all the campers round about our site

Are friendly and considerate, especially at night

And when at last I go to bed, and gently close the door

Oh dear Lord let me be the only one to snore