Absolute f***s. Here I am working my ass off on this dissertation s***e and they're getting piggy-backs from an elephant, god damn it. I've always wanted to hump and elephant. Go North my brothers and find fresh water.

Well you really do know how to set really hard questions, the answer is:- Aramis, Porthos, Athos

I'm pretty sure that bloke who plays the bloke with the big nose (the film Roxanne?! Mid 80's??) was one of them...........Steve Martin................or was that the 3 Amigo's?

Did you want the Amigo's?

Ah it don't matter. Hope all is well travellers and keep it safe.

did you know- david james was once caught giving robbie williams a blowjob in the lift of the hilton metropole, edgware road?

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