where are the photos then beza?

Here I am again with day three of this adventure, today i killed and cooked a wild mongoose that lived in the copier mashine, I used its skin for a hat which i fashioned with paper clips and post-it notes, they will never recognise me now. i began to make a crude fort with the paper that mysteriously apears upon my desk each morning, soon my fort will be complete and thus a place in which to bury my sorrows....I pray I make it out of here before i decend into complete madnessm like the rest of these savages. maybee help will come soon. god speed my brothers. I hope we shall meet again. i must go now......they are watching.

How do everyone, so uve all heard ive had what can only be described as a shocking start to travelling so im hoping things can only get better now!! Hope everyones ok in the uk, apart from jon who's obviously a robbing pikey forest b******! Shakey whats happing at Dally get the fellas to pull their fingers out and start winning! Just to let u all know there should be a couple of pics to look at now so enjoy!!

Dave and Mary you have both made me proud, finally both of you have jobs. I can continue my journeys without fear of you both becoming tramps on the streets of Birmingham. Loving your work. Phil

Apologies to anyone who's tried posting a note but our website was temporary shut down due to not paying the 'offexploring' people. Anyway we left Varanassi (which is on the river ganges) where an estimated 3 travellers go missing every 4 months, there was a murder outside our hotel, we saw several unidentified corpes in the river(some not human), we had a near miss with a raging bull running down a narrow street, we probably witness a high count of staring percentage and our hotel room was attacked by a million insects - matthews still remains unbitten unlike neil +phil. We're now in Nepal which is the complete opposite to India where its more chill out and the people are so friendly.Hopefully going trekking rafting and safari later.

Thought I would post a little message of my adventures. let me tell you what I'm up to at the moment, Im writing this message constantly minimizing and expanding the window boxes every time my boss comes passed as so she doesn't collar me. having a fun filled day of never ending tedious data entry and contemplating killing something....but hey glad your all having a good time. I had my interview with the gallery and It went very well. might get a call back for a second one this week, I hope so before I become a souless zombie like the rest of these monkeys. Mary got a marketing job with a law firm...safe "mines a jag thanks". its temp but they are looking for someone full time after that. fingers crossed. hope your all safe boys. watch out for colera. Big lov Davey Boy xx

Neil, it was me who stole your wallet! I flew over to india and knicked the f***er whilst you were distracted. Ha ha.

Congratulations to Shakey (Dally Rovers proud Chairman) you'll be recieving your tacky gift in 7 months time,Unlucky to Louise who was 2 hours late.We think we know what you want Shakey but we're not visiting those kinds of places in bangkok ;-)

hello lads. good to hear you've got off to a good start, apart from neil. that u baxter?!?!?! not long til you get delhi belly, but the underwear must be cheap off some of them markets, you'll be fine, soiled, but fine... enjoy boys. keep in touch u lucky sods.

Andy, I have just read your first e-mail and have been sat giggling at my desk for the past few minutes! Neil, you're a liability! Can't believe you lost your photo of Susie! Glad to hear none of you have had any stomach probs. Everyone I know who has gone to India has always been ill at least once whilst there. Anyway, sounds as though you're having a great time.Can't wait to see photos, especially as you will be looking super hard with your skin heads! Jack, Row, looking forward to seeing you both when you come back. Hope you're not too depressingly tanned! Although Row, by the sounds of it, you sound as though you are more lobster coloured! I'm going to be very geeky and admit to knowing the names of the 3 muskateers, although not necessarily the correct spelling of their names: Athos, Portos & Aramis! Looking forward to receiving my tacky gift!

Good original name for the website lads, although i think it should have been more like ' 3puffsontour' or something similar. Apologies Phil, i dont know you too well, but i know its true of the other 2. Greek you must look well hard with a skin head - i bet no-one has f***ed with you yet! Beza, good work with the valuables mate - personally i think it was someone after the photo of big susie. Its also good to hear some fellow backpackers are getting some heckling from the locals - i think Row and I have taken just about enough now and we're close to unleashing some kung fu s***.

had this question in a pub quiz we entered in oz, and i still dont know the answer! sounds like a pretty hectic start, neils obviously still on the plane. i had a shocker my 1st week, just blame it on jet lag. into my last week nearly, back to the comforts of home! heaing to ko phi phi tmrw 4 another effort at getting skin cancer.