Another pub quiz question (i got from an irish guy) for a tacky gift - WHICH PLAYER HAS SCORED 3 HATRICKS AT 3 DIFFERENT PREMIERSHIP CLUBS (at the time they were in the premiership)? i'll give you some clues in a week if nobody's answered it. In mad Saigon going cambodia tomorrow.just went to the Viet cong tunnels and shot a rifle,been sand boarding, jetsking, stole a cyclo and now off tenpin bowling.

Hello from sunny Koh Phangan! Right so after bangkok me and phil headed here doing an 11hr bus journey followed by 4hrs on a boat! So eventually made it first night stayed in some shabby run down beach hut which wasnt so gd, and the beach was ok but we felt we deserved better! So next morning headed up to the north coast and r now staying in some swank little resort on an outstanding beach with a pool! And its bloody hot got proper burnt yesterday tho so am shading it up to day while phil frollocks in the sea with the fishes!
Burnsy how do fella? Glad u like the pics more will follow shortly of me and phil with guns!! Elly Dogtanian was the dog out of the cartoon the muskehounds we r the 3 musketeers so andy was in fact right!!

Cheers Burnsy

Looks like you're having an A1, 5*, first class, business class (all that jazz) time. You will love Saigon. Go to Sahara bar- they play the same hip hop songs every night, it really is quite comforting when you get to know the playlist. Also, go to the bowling alley in Diamond Plaza. When I went, first 3 bowls I scored a big fat '0'. Following that, I got 6 strikes in a row followed by a half strike. Yes SIX! Check it out. Must be some sort of record. Though I'm sure they must have had a boy knocking down my pins when I wasn't looking. Que sera sera. We are also forming a new six-a-side team in London with me, Baba O'Riley (name of a Pearl Jam song) and Flour Pet as the nucleus. Not sure of a name yet, so if you can think of one let us know. We all know my naming abilities are tres bad. Saw White Stripes last night, pretty awesome, but took me ages to get to and from. I digress. Right, need to get a good night's sleep as going to watch The Della Roccas tomorrow, www.thedellaroccas.com. That's Flour's, Rambo's. Warnie's, Fabio's and Ed's band. As an act they are quite tight, but artistic differences hamper them. I have offered to play the glockenspiel on their next album. www.thedellaroccas.com. Check it out. Rambo's head is about half the size of the cigarette in his mouth.

How do lads , Pics look pretty ACE!! ..............Didnt even realise jack had gone , Reackon you should have kept that hitler tash andy .....that was keeper.

hello u bunch of inbreads, so me and phil went gung ho in cambodia and shot an AK 47 although me bein a spacker couldn't shut only one eye so i had to use phils hand as an eyepatch! Got some good head shots though! Weve been round all the huge temples as well which was quality, now in bangkok and feel like s***e so hav to stop typing before i hurl over the keys!

Andy, Head to Nha Trang, have you been there? Its fantastic, great beaches etc. Go on boat trips with floating bars, meet crazy Ozzie people. I stayed at Perfume Grass Inn, at 15 dollars a night it might be a bit classy for you though!! They're really friendly though and the owner will probably try to get you to help her with her application to get a US visa! Go to Crazy Kims Bar (best bar in Nha Trang), get drunk, dance to really dodgy techno and then go back the next morning and help her teach English to street children. It will make you feel all fuzzy inside and all that malarkey! Becks x p.s. its pissing it down in n'pton you lucky b******!

its wwe maggot not wwf, hulkamania running wild on uuuuu!

Andrew John Matthews who the heck is D'argtantan do you mean dogtanian????

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AK-47, if you absolutely want to kill every mutherf***er in the room, accept no substitute!

I have now left the other two to meet up with the hairy amigo (jack) in vietnam.After our first night out in a month (in bangkok) we went to north Thailand to do a bit of bamboo rafting and we were suppose go elephant riding but the villages lost the elephants. Just been to Laos- very chilled out, done a bit of kayaking,tubing,caving and fox flying.From there left the others and had to do an 18 hour (then a 10 hour gap) and then a 27 hour bus journey to Hanoi - during that time a man with an AK-47 sat behind me protecting the bus from bandits-I watched WWF wrestling with a monk at one of the bus stations-It was just me and a million bottles of red bull on the 27 hour journey (i think they were smugglers)-not good.Hanoi's pretty mental and now heading down south for some beach action.