Hello guys! Hope you are having a fab time, apart from the stolen bits, the murder, the rebels etc! Photos look great. Very jealous. Well, not of India but I'm sure I will be of everything else!! Neil, quick run down of what's happened on Lost: Claire (pregnant girl) has been kidnapped by some weird bloke called Ethan who wasn't on the plane. Also took Charlie (english bloke) and hung him but Jack saved him. Sayid (iraqi bloke) tortured Sawyer (rebel bloke) cos they thought he had some medicine, then felt so bad for what he did, he left the camp. He then found the French woman who was on the distress call. She was on a research trip and ended up killing the rest of her party cos she said they became infected or something. She also said there were others on the island. We also know that Sawyer was a con man, Sayid was in the Iraqi army and nearly had to kill the woman he loved but helped her escape, Jack shopped his dad in for performing an operation when drunk and Claire was going to put her baby up for adoption but some medium told her not to and bought her the plane ticket to LA to give the baby to another family - but being a medium he probably knew the plane was going to crash! Ok, that's it for now. If I remember any more I shall let you know. Keep safe.

You guys still on course for Chang Mai on the 17th to meet the village people?

what happend to the lawrence lb and chris martin messages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I'm surprised it took you that long Rich (pom) and James (Androulla) to think of something funny. I especially like the exotic names and the poor punctuation. I 'concur' with the shirts but i hope to get a new wardrobe Aug 06 -I may make a detour to pheonix but i don't think i could stand ur derby/leicestershire/brummy/american accent. James if I see a hatrick of your uni-conquest (ie so far monkey girl +gordon S) on the otherside of the world again be sure i'll get a picture and send it to you again.

Hello, a tad concerned about all the photos of children and dogs but I guess everyone has their skeletons!!
Just a quick note from me and the lads from Dallington. To be honest its been a bit tearful, sad and stressful over the past few weeks as we thought you might be coming home early. Me and Gaz assured them you wouldnt be and that wed do everything in our power to stop you from getting through customs on British soil (including using dirty tactics.)
Hope the insatiable love for wearing female under-crackers hasnt worn off, they suited you both, we still miss the chortles that caused in the footy dressing room that time when you turned up forgetting youd actually got them on..
More pics please from your travels (less of children and dogs though if thats ok) and more of lovely ladies.pure ladies that is, not the funny mixed ones.
Oh by the way, if you find Martin over there can you let us know so we can inform the authorities?? He went to live in a volcano to escape the rising cost of contact lenses and no-ones heard from him since. Laters guys!

Fox/ Greek/ Andy/ man who was raped and mugged at full moon party.

i have lived with u for three years and travelled around the world for 6 months with you. The 2006th year is fast is approaching yet you blatantly refuse to buy any new clothes. how long does a t-shirt last? especially one whose owner is allergic to washing Powder? i hope those huge Stanley Matthews boxers shorts have finally met their maker.

i am jealous, enjoy the good times, keep me posted with amusing stories.

hi Andrew,
i hear from you friends that you were travelling around here againe and i do you wanto meat up againe? u say to me we marry but u left me all alone in Patpong, pleese call me soon. i love yous for eva, POM!

Hi Andy, its Androulla from the other night... hope u dont mind me posting a message on ur website, its just that u werent replying to my emails so i think i might have the wrong address!

Anyway, gotta shoot - let me know wot u guy's movements are, would be good to hook up again (im headed up towardss the himalayas at the mo.)

take care

Androulla xx

dear neil,dunno whats happening in lost-i dont watch it,will get katy to keep you posted.Martha stole a huge frozen apple pie off kitchen unit on tuesday and i had to chase her around the garden to try and get it back!!!!!!-b******

Hello all there are now a few photos up, sorry it took so long but some brummy b****** forgot to pay for the site!! Elly ur sick wanting to see burning corpses im ashamed to call u my sister!! How dare u! Can anyone tell me what happened in lost please?

Just to continue on Jamo B's celebrity rumours - I've heard Patrice St Clement(When not acting, her interests include horse-riding - her height is 1.68m) Aka Pat Butcher has had a romantic lesbian fling with former anchorwoman newsreader Moira Stewart. Also another sporting rumour back in early 90's it was alleged that West Ham duo Trevor Morley and Ian Bishop had an off field relationship. This resulted in Ian Bishops wife stabbing the long haired central midfielder resulting him being out of the game for months. If you have any other celebrity rumours please feel free to add them for entertainment purposes.

Hurry up with the bloody photos/postcards boys-I want to see unidentified corpses floating in rivers!!!