Big Mo Fo, can't believe the plane got off the ground, never mind made it all the way to South America without running out of fuel. Where you the only one on the Plane ? I don't recon you're in the Southeren Hemisphere at all, I recon you've got a package deal to the Costa del Sol and are currently halfway through a Vat of Sangria and Vegetarian Kebab.

Hasta Luego Palomo Maricon

This might come in handy, it's the only spanish I know - donde está su tocador más limpio? Have a great time and think of us in the sunshine (honest it was sunny up here the other day, I have photos to prove it)

Hello...glad you got there ok, sounds a lot more exciting than a wet cumbria on a monday morning ! Keep us posted!

Hope you had a good trip and are not shattered. Looking forward to the photos etc coming up on the site. Hot and sticky here but ready to barbeque. ( but not Frank as the other person with me is suggesting...)
lots of love , mum x

HELLO!!!
It's Friday, It's five minutes to five, It's.........BAROOSH TIME - where are you?
I know we said to let us have all the details of your trip but I didn't expect you to start at Heathrow!!!
Safe flight - be thinking of you

Love Vikki xxx