rahhhh!!! well im back from phuket now we just went for 5 days on holidays it was an absolute beautiful place the beach was just out of the brochures i have been reading over the past two years at work!!! (u all remember that place were u sill have to go everyday mwhahahahah!!!!) we had a buzzin time i got a bit sunburnt but u can see that on ma pictures absolute tomato!!! :P we did a lot a stuff in the short space of time we spent most of it out time during the day on the beach getting our tanning rite on!! We played in da waves (Baywatch running all the way pammy's got nout on me!!!!) we played on the jetski's to me and soph vs rick and beth me n soph were like absolute pro's apart one fall (at which we jumped bak on incase the sharks mauled us) beths and ricks jetski started sinking (fat b*****s) absolute abandon ship wehayy! :) me and rick went windsurfing to!! i was like a pro!! after i'd fell into the lagoon a couple of times tho!! we went out for meals everynite with the other family's that came with us the dodds the mullings and the brough's (don't think I spelt any of them correct) we had some very tasty thai dishes some were rather spicey and i eat a red chilli by mistake had actual tears in my eye's and drank a gallon of water to sort ma self out!! And me and beth eat a fish's eye eurghhhhhh it was like a fishy gobstopper there rock hard!! (apparently it's custom for the guest to eat the eyes I think my uncle just duped us!!!) we partied up bigstyle in the local town with some of the most impresiveeee cocktails ive seen!! We were dancing on the bars cayote ugly style with the locals and cheering on the ladies boys as they got there podium dancing on!! The next nite we went out and sum1 threw a bucket of water over me (gutted) then we lloked round and realised it was the new year festival they celebrate the coming of the rainy season with a massiveeee water fight that last 4 days so everyone was in the pubs a and bars with water guns and buckets of water and throwing it everywhere and the ppl behind the bar were hosing everyone down was proper bo then the heavens opened and it was like a monsoon was soo good just parting in the street in the rain wiv our waterguns and all the thai were like bowing and saying happy newyear to u and blessing us with talkan powder and soap they wiped it in like war pint stripes on ma cheeks was very attractive!!! met lots of ladies boys to that nite hmmmmm!!! they were very convincing!! boobs and everything wehayyy!!! i aslo met an nelephant on the beach to it was swimming in the sea it give me a hug with it's trunk device and it like sucked ma cheek (pulled) was like proper fascinated by it!! we also seen sum of the devastation caused buy the tsunami there was differnet area's that were still rubble even after all this time our beach was actual hit the locals were telling us i couldn't believe it from just looking at the beach tho! we also went snorkelling on the coral reefs of two island that i can't pronounce (kha kangan or sumfing)was amazing seeing all these fish i seen eeles neamo's dory's and some critter wiv massiveee lips and i picked up a sea cucumber (look like a big slug) and it like spurted water everywhere wehayyy!!! well im going a junk for my last ay in hk (today) this is a boat u rent out and go round on all day and u can just jump off the top and swim about with the critters!! well not sure when ma next point of contact will be as im off to cambodia on friday and dun't know what the internet access will be like should be fine tho!! So u can check out ma travels there and see ma pics!!! Speak to you wrigglers later!!!! X x x x x x x x x x