hey vix,Friday went fine and me an amanda got really drunk but it was ok anyway just a quick note to say i'm missin you and so is amanda,but me more,an i will speak again soon anyway luv ya lynsey xx
Amber
Hi evrybody hope you are all well.... i notice a distinct lack of paul postings (hes the geek king sharona where is he????) sorry to hear about your grandad lyndz keep smiling!!!! msg for natalie- i saw u friday night but was too drunk and happy daft to wander over and say hello- must say your fella looks nice (has he got any friends.... only joking) hope vix is behaving herself in paraty if only for her mothers sanity!!!!
Has been a very chilled weekend.... apart from friday- blurgh excessive (3 in my book) alcohol intake (im sorry sharn- the emigration of the vixster has gone to my head.. miss her) anyway whats the new topic of conversation????????????//
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Sharona
Hia Lynzi,
Sorry to hear about your grandad....hope you are ok....txt me if ya need a shoulder.
Loads a hugs
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Vix
Lynz I am so sorry to hear about your Grandad. I hjope that you and everyone at home is ok. Thinking of you babe!
This is just a quick message, as I am off for the weekend to Paraty(no....not par-tay!! It is actually called Paraty!)lol
So I will prob speak to you all on Mon and update yall!
Hopefully there will be no more bus related disasters!!! lol
luv u all so much!!!!
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Lynsey Locket
hey babe,it's only me! just a quick message.my week at a glance... i went to watch the jeramy? kyle show yesterday,i went to my grandpa's funneral? today and now i'm goin to get really drunk.anyway gotta go coz i gotta get back to the pub.anyway luv ya and speak soon ok! missin ya hun love lynsey xx
Natty
either leave them in thye sun all day and take away all method of sun protection or steal their armbands and rubber ducky rings throw them in the deep end.................of the sea........mwahahahaha......mwahahah.....and more fits of evil laughter from there on out.....lvya....xxx ps i dont need 2 be sneaky all the training staff down here in the gas board luv a bit of ole natty k, they keep loggin me on with their password, yey!!!!! bring on the excessive vicky stalking postings...wahoo!!!!!!!!!! x
Amber
nope tie them to a palm tree- if they have those in brazil- if not improvise and park ass on the beach but watch out for any stray yachts!!! they hurt GDI.
space hoppers... hmm i was also deprived although about 6 weeks ago got my hands on one at a wedding- they are THE best fun when your pissed and i mean THE best. apart from when you stop the world goes round it circles! and you end up flat on your back white skirt very grass stained and yep legs akimbo!!!!!!! i am just bein forcesd to eat a curry with peter (ARGHHHHHHHHHHH) dont do curry :( and natalie if your blogging durin work hours it pays to have as many screens open as possible and write in size 6 fonts so no-one can read it!!!!!
Love n miss ya vixl.
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Mummsy
Spit roast em on the beach:)XXXX
Vix
Hey i know i only just posted, but does anybody have any ideas about what I can do with a bunch of maniac Brazilian rugrats to attempt to keep them occupied? I have no ideas!!
(I didnt sign up for this!!!)
The guy who is supposed to be helping me on CIADS, Chuck, 21, from Canada was supposed to arrive to help on Monday, but he is stranded in Venezuela...as he decided the best method of transportation from there to Brazil was a 50 FRIEKIN HOUR bus journey- and the buses have decided to strike- rather him that me.....
(cant help thinkin it may be quicker to just fly back to Canada n fly to brazil from there-crazy fool! lol.)
so any ideas anybody....
much appreciated!
ps. all you sadists out there- before you even suggest it, tying them up and gagging them for 2 hours is not an option, Mum!!!lol
(its almost as though I can read your mind....lol)
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Vix!!!!!!
IM BACK!!!!!
Geez!What the **** has ben going on whilst I have been gone?!
(I apologise prefusely...I have been v v sick for the past 3 days with some random Brazilian fenver....FUN! and I have been unable to access the blog as somebody in the house spilt their vodka in the keyboard...which was useful!!!!)
Im really lost about the thread of this convo- I have just read all the posts but thet just made my eyes go cerazay and my head go pop! Can someone break it down for me? (Break it down now!!-wicky wicky woosh....lol.)
Hey Natalius-gud to have ya!! About friekin time woman!As if I would ever abandon my dfs's! tssskkkk....could I be any more offended! What do you think I am....actually dont answer that! lol. Hope that you had a mint hol I hear you have been scarred for life yet again?!? Natalie......
Yeah, and good point about Lynz-Im sendin Frank back to Blighty to open a can of whoop ass up on her if she aint here soon- she was never the punctual one though! lol.
Mum wasnt too pleased about my last post- made her have a minor coronary episode-sowwy mummy! And I have recieved the obligitory "be careful, god damn it Vicky" email and it has been duely noted!
HEHE I will have to be careful what I tell thee all from now on....only jokin- I wanted this blog to be an honest and truthful account of what i have been doing, and thats what it will be!!!! You all know that I am never normally iresponsible though, and I DO NOT intend to pull any more randomers! You all know that its just not my style!!(He was really hot though, so Ill forgive myself for that one! lol)
BE CAREFUL VICKY!!! I hear mother cry.....
I do appreciate your concern for me Mum-luv ya for it!
Kirsty- yeah, make sure you keep up to date with this thing- if you miss a day or two the topic will have totally changed, and results in mass confusion and randomness- I like it, actually!!! lol.
Yeah- spacehoppers....never saw the appeal as a kid- probably coz I was so severely hefferish and the bouncing motion only further exaggerated the extensive amount of blubber and fat that would swoosh around with every movement! (altogether now for the fat kid 1,2,3...ahhhhhhhhhh...lol!)
Just on that subject- being ill for 3 days has had profound effects on ones deriere- my friekin pants are hangin off me backside- Must.Eat.Pie- dont wanna be a skinny ol' minny now-eurgh!! lol.
Gonna go now, as I needs to refuel and maintain the ghetto booty that has somewhat been diminished!!! Pie......hmmmm...pie good.....lol.
Dont forget- somebody please break it down for me so I can comment on all these random posts further? Gee thanks in advande guys!
Keep up the good work!
Over and out!
Luv u all!
mwa!xxxxxxxxx ps nat- you should really be careful, you may get into trouble- my blog hardly constitutes anything British Gas related, take tips from Amber-she has mastered the art of sneaky sneaky blog peeky down to a T! LOL.
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Natty K
well howdy doodley there neighbour......cleaning?!?!??!ah well sum1`s gotta =o) ermmmmm about the offensiv swear words to the kiddies......y wud i be able 2 come up with more....i am not one bit original, creative random or insane.....yea rite who am i kiddin lmao hmmmmmmmmmm...f*ckin hell......fructis bell....well bar stewards not so original for b*stard so i`ll leave u 2 come up wiv another for that....which of course excludes barstool from the ranks.....well, well well gud ole shaz....i can`t hactually believe it.....is this paulo ur el man w****o lol .....sorry if that offended lol....aww well nuff of the scivin, really gotta go, u best av a blog for when u leave tho lady.....like it or lump it ur stayin in touch girlie.....haha.....excuse me am i not supposed 2 b best friends with ur daughter....the lil dfs angel has sold me owt....she`ll leave me a msg or update me soon i`m sure, she can`t hide in wax city forever....get it wax city.....brazilian?!?!?!?!?haha i feel demented so i really am absenting myself now tata x
Sharona
HIYA NATXXXXXXXXXXX
Well how the hell are you? Hope that your jolly's went well? Would'nt mind seeing what your list was!!!!!
It appears the only people posting on this message board are the skivers lol.....of course, i am not one of those...i am now semi-retired (and if ANYONE says ANYTHING about my age....i will get em lol).
Paulo is of course worried about the kiddywinks picking up bad language from this board....that's not funny, when his dad will be saying the F word and sometimes the B word....and his kid's will be swearing too:)
Next Random subject should be what we can replace swear words with e.g S*1T could become shillydangle LOL LOL...im sure you can come up with loadz more Nat??!
Back to me cleaning....my new perfume is eau de bleach!
Kisses
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